dwight schrute and michael scott are standing next to each other in an office ALT: dwight schrute and michael scott are standing next to each other in an office

My official review of Psycho Killer:

It's been a real mixed bag.

Maybe the best argument for abortion that I've ever heard.

"Excuse me father, any way this service can be SHORTER?!?"

Seriously tho, rest in peace mu guy.

a man wearing a hat and gloves is standing in the snow . ALT: a man wearing a hat and gloves is standing in the snow .

Woke up this morning, looked outside, and decided it was a Hateful Eight kinda day.

You're not allowed to hold the position of "Reservoir Dogs is not a ripoff of City on Fire, I just took a few things" and also hold this opinion. There are rules.

As someone who neither works for the NYT or has the ability to capitalize off of rage bait, I can confirm that Rogue One sucks.

My coworkers: Let's all dress as movie characters for Halloween! I have a wizard costume at home, I can be Gandalf! Brian - please, please do not dress as something weird and obscure.
Me: I promise.

Trump: We're calling it AutopenGate. Sleepy Joe had no idea what he was signing.

Also Trump: Idk, people told me to pardon him so I did. I don't know anything about him, I don't care.

She's probably just upset because she's moving her husband into a retirement home this week.

Some people actually belive in law and order, kid toucher.

Happy birthday, Mike! Take a TV!

POV: Trump and Hegseth at next year's Generals and Admirals meeting.

Make it happen.

They call him "Lil Leprechaun"

A lot of people lose the will to live after meeting JD.

Photo: JD Vance meets with Pope Francis hours before his death.

Gee, I wonder why Trump was so eager to pack the press corps with unscrupulous sycophants. It's a mystery.

A pretty good week
#lastfourwatched #letterboxd

Me in the national security group chat.

Love Sam but I'm very upset with him for cutting off a sentence starting with "the whole juxtapose of this entire conversation..." Like, fuck me I would give anything to know how that sentence ended.

Roses are red
Donnie's out of his element
#fthismoviefest was great
It's the size of Texas, Mr. President

They should've left Chick's wife up there to blow up, she sucks.
#fthismoviefest

Something must've been in the water in '98
#fthismoviefest

"Max Thrust"
#fthismoviefest

My cat every time I leave for work.
#fthismoviefest