The service was fine. The landing, not so much.
#CalvinandHobbes #WouldNotRecommend

Alt text en pointe as usual 👏👏👏

Hi I can’t stop laughing

Putin has kompromat on Trump & is blackmailing him with it. This shit’s been going on 10 or more years now, at least since the 2018 Helsinki summit. They’re both so tied up in it now that they’ve turned the world upside down to satisfy what seem to me to be a dick waggling contest

The Fraud's Prayer:
Our Father, who art in the White House,
hallowed be thy combover;
thy blingdom come;
thy will be dumb;
In Washington as you are in Florida.
Give us this day our daily round of golf.
And forgive us our insider trading,
as we refuse to forgive those who investigate against us...

I think this is my favourite so far. Alice Knox in Blackrock, Co. Dublin who is very glad to be single. #1926census
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Hobbes described love as your brain shorting out, your mouth babbling nonsense, and sweating profusely until she leaves. Medically speaking, he’s not wrong.
#CalvinandHobbes #Relationships

Trump media company drops lawsuit against the Guardian TMTG drops defamation claim over report that prosecutors were investigating payments received as possible money laundering

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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The way she read from prepared notes and couldn’t pronounce some words suggests that she didn’t write it herself

this goes hard as fuck

We've reached the point that they're using the Epstein files to cover up Iran

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Somewhere Naomi Klein sighs heavily, resets a “days since last incident” sign back to zero, writes “MOON” on a post it note and underlines it twice

Love that Corgi 🤣🐶

‘Such a mix of people’: Ireland of 1926 was not monocultural, release of census shows Archive is freely available online from 18 April, revealing the lives, occupations and secrets of 2.9m people

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

The confidence to blame your parents mid-scolding is unmatched
#CalvinandHobbes #Classic

it's so cool to see the earth from this angle, that's the strait of gibraltar bottom left

HEADLINE OF THE DAY:

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#BuhBYE

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Nonchalant animal noises

This is what the internet is made for 😭😭🤣🤣

Tomorrow will be the vernal equinox.

The precise moment that the sun will be directly over the equator as it makes its progress north will be at 14:44 tomorrow afternoon Dublin time.

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It used to be like this on BookFace. 20 years now of being sucked in. Soooo sick of it

Thank you for noticing this too. I would love to see #Oscars attire rated by how comfortable it looks to wear. That’s my personal bar!

@doublezcreative.bsky.social

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Wanna lead Iran?