I thought you were wrong. And now I too know the truth. So upset

I’m looking forward to this dinner party

I wouldn’t drive a car into a house, but making Feast of the 7 fishes is really stressful.

Welp. That explains it.

I will never spell “tho” any other way

I still don’t know what a hell thread is!

Is this a safe space for Vanderpump talk?

My husband said: now we can get a reservation

Exactly.

This is what I heard

I wish. horses the restaurant. just found out.

What is going on with Horses but maybe don’t tell me or do I don’t know?

Please let me know when you find out

George Santos needs to think about the future limited series and represent himself in court

Going all platforms with this beaut.

All we asked for was 2%

So Bluesky is just a place to come talk about Bluesky?

I just want a place to poast and roast without a) nazis and b) the New York Times writing an editorial about it like “aoc said nazis are bad. Is she wrong? We went on a diner date with harlan crow’s PR guy to find out”

Now that I’m here, Twitter has a really chaotic Beautiful Mind energy.

You better mean me!

Can someone let me know when Stanley Tucci gets here? Thx

Worth the commercials!

went over to twitter to get the last of my things and elon was just eating cereal out of a frying pan

Jury duty!

I love being content with 2 likes. It’s so relaxing.

Ahahhah

A five day strike would be great.

If you don’t hear “what’s hot” in Paris Hilton’s voice you are doing this wrong

I’m getting really first day of freshman year vibes

I’m new here but I feel like we can do better than reskeet