Software Engineering be like

Reading H*ck*r N*w* comments on every AI-used-for-medicine article that go "I stopped going to the doctor and just ask ChatGPT everything and my life is so much better! Doctors don't care about you anyway!" is so crazy-making

Levying a Nissan Armada to blockade Nissan Trade with my Nissan Crew of Nissan Homys

I learned about "chief growth officer" the other day. Sounds like a sex joke, but it's apparently a real position in some companies now.

Broke: American century of humiliation
Woke: American Tumu Crisis

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Me whenever someone talks about how awesome it is that the pope is Woke now

Arch Linux announces world's first De-Producable Builds Project: "Even We Don't Know How We Built Our Goddamn Packages!"

Going 2: The Store

Freshly made soymilk: the original protein shake. Thank you based 神农

Fhqwhgads News: "We're Investiga-awesome!"

"Theprp News" looks like a typo or a keysmash

Cucumber Lime Gatorade is truly the champagne of sports drinks. Possibly of soft drinks in general. It has no right or reason to be that good.

Omelette du fromage

Concept: a website that has no routes; you're supposed to hit the root and post JSONs describing what you want.

...dammit, I just reinvented GraphQL from first principles.

Sorta terrifying when I think about it lol

Very amusing to me how rationalism ended up developing into its own religion. Those who do not understand theology are doomed to invent their own.

Mainframes 2: Electric Boogaloo

The invention of the computer and the ensuing digitization of the economy registers as a blip when you look at the longer history of capitalism, especially when you compare it to the impact of the Haber-Bosch process and the cotton gin

It's that time of year again when you need to wear a sweater in the morning, but if you still have it on by noon you'll die of heat stroke

Muahahaha, it was me, the tendency of the rate of profit to fall, all along!

They might be...

Blue Factory Flame YouTube video by Songs: Ohia - Topic

One of those songs (and albums) that just knocks me completely on my ass

Time to give him the Old Yeller treatment

Bluetooth Has Never Been Possible.

Broke: Hell is a lake of sulphur in which sinfuls souls are damned for eternity
Woke: Hell is the DMV, and if you have enough money and the right connections, it turns into little more than a minor inconvenience

This is so funny. I really need to actually read Journey to the West one of these days.

Marxism is a pharmakon, in that if used with caution, erudition, and a pure heart it is the most potent antidote to technophilia. But if your heartmind is not receptive to virtue, it can also be one of the quickest ways to contract terminal technophilia.

"Blowing up data centers is equivalent to using nuclear weapons and cutting off water supplies" aaaaaaaand that's an easy mute from me

All astronauts should be put through an 18-month intensive where they can only use Linux on an Eee PC running without a display server for all computing tasks. At the end they should be able to debug coredumps, recover from kernel panics, and use Emacs as their sole operating system shell.