It’s as if nobody remembers the panic around H5N1 the first time and that was before Covid even. These dinner rolls looking to get thrown into another pandemic? 🤦🏼‍♀️

a man in a suit and tie is laughing Alt: Former US President Bill Clinton laughs uncontrollably while wearing a suit and tie

How ironic would it be if we narrowly avoid a modern retelling of WWII-era Holocaust and possibly the dawning of WWIII thanks to Bill Clinton’s dick? To be clear, I’m referring to Bill Clinton’s dick in Donald Trump’s mouth.

#BigBeautifulBill
#TrumpTrain

a man wearing a hat and a tie dye shirt says " laugh " Alt: an unsmiling, mustachioed man in a black ball cap and wearing a gray tshirt sits in front of an orange wall and orders the viewer to “laugh".

When you start a position at a new company, why is it called onboarding and not orgientation?

A six-year-old girl wearing a pink to purple ombré winter coat with hood over a pink dress with black cats slumps in her booster seat having fallen asleep. She is wearing a seat belt across her lap and chest, but her head has tilted to her left shoulder.

This is what “I’m not tired” looks like when you’re 6.

a man in a suit and tie welcomes you to the conservative zone Alt: a man in a suit and tie welcomes you to the conservative zone, a parody of the introduction to the 1960s sci-fi series The Twilight Zone.

FB suddenly is feeding me a bunch of right-wing nuttery, specifically anti-trans, anti-SNAP/Section 8, and anti-choice content. Is the algorithm high or is this intentional? 🤔

No I get that. I’m just grasping for a way it could be the start of something amazing instead of a puck to the face.

a table with plates of food and a christmas tree Alt: a restaurant table adorned with plates of food and a small Christmas tree

Planning to spend Christmas in Ottawa. Which restaurants would be a nice experience for a family of four with 6yo twins? (Gonna need some nugs and fries for one of them.)

What about something new and fresh that’s Ottawa-adjacent like in Kanata or Orleans maybe? Pricy sure, but it could drive commerce and serve as a new venue for concerts, expos, etc. and bring new restaurants, shopping, activities? A walkable city-in-a-city centred around a spanking new arena.

For real. But I also firmly believe that even if they were released in their entirety and revealed that Epstein wasn’t the mastermind - it was Trump all along? His supporters would just say that shows what a powerful businessman he is. So alpha. Much win.

Why are they panicking? Did they not prepare? I mean, this isn’t coming out of left field; it’s common knowledge. Are they that far in denial or just really believed the files would not be public?

three stuffed animals are dressed as snowmen and holding cups of cocoa Alt: three claymation animals are dressed as snowmen and holding cups of cocoa while looking directly at the viewer. Snow falls in the background into a snowy ground.

Wishing a very festive “bitch and moan about people saying Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas” season to all who celebrate.

Even Garak?!

a boy and a girl are standing next to each other with the numbers 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 above them ALT: a boy and a girl are standing next to each other with the numbers 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 above them

When Canadian kids are counting seconds, do they say, “One Mississippi” or “One Missisauga”?

Marcy est au premier plan sur une photo posée avec sa femme et ses deux enfants. Sa femme Linnea est assise à sa gauche, Eli, leur fille de 5 ans, se tient derrière elle, et Julien, leur fils aussi de 5 ans, se tient derrière Marcy, les bras autour de ses épaules. Ils sourient tous joyeusement.

Ok, je sais que tout le monde (et son chat!) essaie de quitter les États-Unis, et je vous supplie: quelqu'un pourrait-il me recommander une agence d'immigration sérieuse et forte? Ma femme et moi (+nos jumeaux de 5 ans) avons besoin de déménager à #Ottawa dès tôt que possible. Merci!

OP is shown in a swimming pool next to her two children. OP and her brunette 5yo son are wearing sunglasses. All are wearing blue, and the children are wearing life jackets. OP and her blonde 5yo daughter are smiling naturally while her son squints against the son. The water is cool and bright, other unidentified people are in the background, and several patio tables with blue and white striped sun umbrellas line the length of the pool.

Listen, I know everyone and their cat is trying to gtfo of the US and I’m grasping at straws here, but can anyone recommend a solid immigration consulting firm? Looking to emigrate to Ottawa w/my wife & our two 5yo kids. We both have advanced degrees (though I’m missing the experience). Recs please!

Tbh I’m happy to trade my ‘spot’ in the US with an Albertan but I don’t want to live in Alberta.

Can I live in Ottawa instead tho? 😅

Hey #Ottawa, help me out: are houses there just extra soundproof or are neighbours just not nosy? Everything seems so tightly packed that I feel like you’d be peering into the neighbours’ kitchen from your own every time you grab a glass of water. Is proximity a problem?

Facebook post from group Arlington MA Current Topics, May 10, 2025 Emergency: one of our residents has an employee who is here legally but has been picked up and detained by ICE - it sounds like they did not allow him to go home and show his paperwork. The police have said they can't do anything but does anyone have contacts who could help? A number for Sean ##### maybe? Thanks.

Habeas corpus and due process are dead in the US. For all of us.

#Trump
#USpoli
#Boston
#AbolishICE

a drag queen with a big afro says `` i can t wait to see how this turns out . '' Alt: a drag queen (Ru Paul) with a big blonde wig and poofy-sleeved cocktail attire looks through opera glasses and says "i can t wait to see how this turns out."

Maybe? Because I was skeeting a lot about it and I’m American - Americans don’t care about (or even know about) *anything* in foreign politics but we were following this election suuuuper closely. It was like a #RPDR lip sync for your life.

#AndDontFuckItUp

#ACAB and they just can’t help reminding everyone of that fact every chance they get.

#CDNpoli

It is NEVER the time for indigenous disenfranchisement but especially at a time when neoconservative ideology threatens to gain a toehold in Canada at the expense of marginalized groups.

#CDNpoli

Y’all Canadians are killing me with your liberal party colour being red because well, down here in the US, red is the color of authentic MAGA Syrup.

#CDNpoli
#USpoli

a man in a plaid shirt holds up his arm and says you 're doin ' terrific ALT: a man in a plaid shirt holds up his arm and says you 're doin ' terrific

Je suis tellement fier à vous!

#ThanksTrump is to Poilievre and the CPC what #ThanksObama was to US conservatives before that phrase rightly got turned into a meme. If only it wasn’t so obviously ironic whenever someone is "thanking" Trump for something.

#USpoli
#CDNpoli

One thing there’s an abundance of here is coffee. It’s as if we decided somewhere along the line to not be overly-dependent on tea. 🤔

Thanks! I’m American and still learning #CDNpoli and hoping to get my family out to #Ottawa asap. (And I refuse to be an ignorant American. There are enough of those in the world.)

Not yet. Still in Boston, trying to gtfo with my wife and kids. 😩

THIS is historic. THIS is making a statement. THIS is also the #TrumpEffect. Imagine being such a shitshow POTUS that voicing support for a candidate (who is not even ‘running for MP’ as Trump believes) makes them so toxic the party goes from a nearly inescapable win to… this.

#CDNpoli
#USpoli

Wonder what Pierre Poilievre will say in his Christmas card to Trump this year. 🤔

#USPoli
#CDNpoli
#polcan
#MapleMAGA
#TrumpEffect
#NeverPoilievre
#PierrePoilievreBaiseurDeChevres

Yooo I was CACKLING at an excerpt from a speech she gave earlier poking at Trump and offering to take on California as a province, as well as Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine (though hey, include Massachusetts pls).

#CDNpoli
#USpoli