Also turning it into a weird Saudi reputation laundering multiverse featuring anyone who has ever carried water for the regime.

Big fan of you going to the search box, typing "from:me weed" reposting everything for 4/20, seeing this and going "yeah let's throw this one in too"

You’d think Coachella having the best video crew in the biz would negate the urge to film from your phone but I guess it’s naive for me to suggest people are filming it to capture the performance

Studies say that there’s no such thing as a “sugar rush” but you know who would benefit from studies that draw that conclusion: sugar companies

I love this guy. He's like a real life cryptid but I see him like twice a week and he's absolutely locked in.

Also, to answer that dick’s question: yes being alone with my thoughts is fucking agony it’s called being mentally ill

Holy shit this rules.

I would love to see a Super Smash Bros “new challenger” silhouette on Marc andreesen’s egg dome

This is Ronnie; a gorgeous little Blue, who needs a stem cell donor. The more people who sign up to the register, the greater his chances of finding a suitable donor. Please click on the QR code. Just a swab sample. No blood tests or anything invasive. You could save a life 💙

Your Brother, Your Brother, You, And Me

I think it's funny that we deliberately hamstrung EVs in the US because renewables are woke and gay and Real Men work on oil rigs, then turned around and decided to nuke the global oil industry for reasons that are still not clear to me.

I think it’s rude that whenever the Predator shows up and super kills a hundred people using space weapons someone always has to be the guy to call him an ugly motherfucker because there’s plenty to criticize without getting into that

I feel this completely. If you refuse to play the game to the full extent it wishes to be played, a complete and all encompassing deathmarch, you are punished. You are punished for wishing to retain your true self. I love Haus of Decline and it rips me up inside knowing she's dealing with this.

Spurs are also capable of giving me brain damage and amnesia.

The Jack YouTube video by AC/DC - Topic

This is obviously the theme song

It's called like "The Jack" or something.

Nesbutt looking like a ding dong while lit by a strobe in a 65” umbrella, a speedlight and a catch light

Finally getting my headshot booth workflow dialed in. I present to you “NBC Cop Drama You’ve Never Heard Of But is Watched by 9 Million People a Week Somehow”

Using edging against Gooners. The man truly is a mad scientist out there.

ONE BOTTLE AFTER ANOTHER

City waiting later and later to ruin Arsenal’s title hopes is a pretty funny bit. Theyre just kinda bored of winning the title so Pep’s like “how do I get the spark back?”

Wait that’s Gabriel’s FIRST yellow of the match?

*clears throat *
Arsenal will fuck it up.

Please consult my dozen posts about Arsenal’s title chances this season

Donnarumma looks like he’d be straight up with you about what’s wrong with your transmission. He’d be firm but fair and fill up your fluids no extra charge, is no problem.

I mean, it’s just green polyester or muslin? If taken care of, you could probably use it for another 30 years no problem.

Big mirrors overhead ala Biscuitville so you can see them use the controls.

I know being a parent is hard and sometimes accidents happen and you can’t be beating yourself up about it, BUT, here’s a video of this woman filming content while driving her giant SUV and I think she should be executed.

Why can’t motherfuckers just vent about Danso’s goof in a place he’ll never see it and in a manner that doesn’t dehumanize him?

I thought that graphic was a quote and wondered who was having a stroke

We have been missing Sonny corner of box screamers. Xavi was always most likely to deliver.