Not gonna argue.

🤣☠️

Soo... couch guy is going back to Pakistan to not sort out the war again.

#TOFU

🎶 oh no! 🎶

“Energy is going to bring us back, that means we’re going down and getting gasoline below $2 a gallon, bring down the price of everything from electricity rates to groceries, air fares, and housing costs" - Donald Trump, September 2024.

That'll teach it.

I feel it accurately describes what I saw on the accompanying video.

TIL there's offroad limousines that can escape from giant bathtubs, even after the plug has been pulled out.

IKR?

Urban Dictionary: reshiterate reshiterate: reshiterate /riˈʃɪt.ɚ.eɪt/ 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣 to say something false or misleading again, once or several times.

Mr. Two More Weeks continues to reshiterate that he's not gonna extend the ceasefire.

Timeline cleanse.

(with butts)

Oh my gosh! The shade I get on here is exactly why this book needs to be written.

But those two weeks way more two weeks than Obama's two weeks.

Karma doesn't recognize gender.

They seem like such a loving family.

The Strait of Hormuz wouldn't be closed if Trump was President.

Donald Trump's foray in Iran is just like Fred Trump's foray in Mary - the world would be a better place if he'd just pulled out.

Hint: Because god is actually make-believe, blasphemy is a victimless crime.

If Pete Kegseth is god's wrath and fury, why hasn't he wrath and furied Trump for all his blasphemy?

Donald Trump's foray in Iran is just like Fred Trump's foray in Mary - the world would be a better place if he'd just pulled out.

We have the best economic disasters! Tremendous!

He's looking all over the place for a new job RN.

Pete Hegseth's successor already identified.