A FOX offers you a beverage!

> accept
> reject
-> smooch

Drawing of a long-legged crab titled "arthropod". Below it is a nearly identical drawing titled "anthropod," where the crab has human legs and hands instead of crabby limbs.

just had a thought...

cant take this thing anywhere

this was written by a rentoid

smh cant wait for voting rights to be tied to land ownership again

Coyoter day is it

Snowy leopardy

💅💅
📸 @shadowcrossfox.bsky.social

hi yes we can definitely be trusted with your ankles 🦊👉👈
@ruishiro.bsky.social

Am considering taking commissions for my canopic jar stickers…

great for storing a beloved piece of your deceased relative

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

Pussy so tight it was sealed by 13 Moldavian shamans

He’s undergoing carcination

Get shrink wrapped loser

Or not

Sneps are actually radiation resistant due to their relatively simple nervous systems
@nikosnep.bsky.social

Citrussy clones a desirable user into an impersonator bot so you can add them to your long distance / agentic poly relationship

Your 5G(ay) cannot penetrate my faraday cock cage

cool

Here you go chat

A little mountain as a treat

Love having an aisle seat so I can piss as much as I want on the flight

Dangerfomx prangent sex? will it hurt puppy top of his head?

Bought spindrift instead of Kirkland brand sparkling water.

I’ve made it in life.

Chad donating vs virgin learned helplessness

Aaaaaand it’s over <3

Instead of a perpetual stew a perpetual margarita

7 more days ‘w’

I wanted to turn my brain off and do something loose and focusing on shape language! It’s quite therapeutic!