Sailor Mars wielding a machine gun.

you're gonna wanna see this

I miss the days of posting ~*meaningful song lyrics*~ as the status of your IM client of choice

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

Fox leaping in the snow

Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org

Closeup of a fox in the snow.

Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org

A pink alien planet where a white castle floats in a moon. A knight with a space heater for a helmet bends on one knee in front of his princess. He hands her a carbon monoxide alarm and a smoke alarm and says, “Milady”. In the background, Potato the dog and Copernicus Jackson the cat watch breathless. Potato says, “I think romance is still alive.” Copernicus tearfully replies, “I think you’re right.” The text reads: Love is about keeping her safe. Make sure there are working smoke alarms in every bedroom. Make sure there are also working smoke/carbon monoxide alarms on every level of the home and outside sleeping areas.

Romance is alive.

Same tree as above, now with eyes.

... Things got even more interesting a second later, when it woke up.

“Enemies to lovers” had me rolling 😂

Two guys standing in front of a barn with the tagline "We're REAL CHEESE people"

Has science gone too far?

Sea lions are taking over Monterrey and I think that's beautiful.

Two chickens enjoy foraging for food in grass and fallen leaves

A chicken egg and a fake Easter egg sit in some hay in a nesting box

A hand is holding an egg toward the camera

The world is a mess and everything is terrible but look! My chickens laid their first egg! 🥹

NITW 2 leak

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

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A sea lion or maybe it's a seal, either way it's sleeping.

Goals.

Ilana Glazer: How "am" |?

Mornin’

hey I’m doing this thing called no neurotransmitter november, it’s a healthy little commitment to not feel anything and not care about anything and u can join if u want

happy birthday fam

Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."

Reposting this for no particular reason

Walz: I don't think it's too radical to say that kids should be fed at school.
Vance: If you're finished I'd like to return to the topic I raised, this so-called "yiff"-style porn. Look at this- a man fox is pregnant with an egg and the hero of the porn wants to be in the egg

a child’s poster with a cartoon frog on it that is saying “Arrgh! I am so stressed!” and “What can I do?” beneath it

I think about the emotional regulation frog constantly

Beautiful work! The stitches are so detailed!! I love this!

They’re called geodes