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Digital graphite on toned paper background. A fluffy kitten face, tabby -like markings, large ears with pointy tufts on the ends, mouth wide open. Kitten has a third eye in their forehead and two curling horns. Around the drawing in a scratchy spooking lettering style are the words ‘Maybe it will happen today’ along with some strange glyphs and symbols.

Digital graphite on toned paper background. A fluffy kitten face, tabby -like markings, large ears with pointy tufts on the ends, mouth wide open. Kitten has a third eye in their forehead and two curling horns. Around the drawing in a scratchy spooking lettering style are the words ‘Maybe it will happen today’ along with some strange glyphs and symbols.

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Christ on a bike, these things are good.

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How the hell has it been 10 years since Prince died?

If I’d guessed off the top of my head, I’d have said 4 or 5 years.

That’s wild.

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Just shoot me now.

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bring 👏 back 👏 clap 👏 emojis 👏 for 👏 stupid 👏 people 👏 who 👏 think 👏 they're👏 saying 👏 something 👏 profound 👏

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Missed out on the big one, Robert.

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We caught a bit of a sled hockey game a few weeks ago after skating, and you could see the little wheels turning in his brain as he put together the whole ‘sports are for everyone’ thing. If it was soccer or hoops, I’d probably be less hands on, but mens hockey is so toxic.

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But if he also sees me playing as part of a community that embraces everyone, then even better. I fucking hate that the bigots get to push everyone else out of sports. Sports are unifying, they’re healing, they bring people together.

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The thing that always put me off hockey in the past was how ficking toxic the mens game is. Now that the kid is obsessed, I want to make sure he sees that you don’t need to be like that to play organized sport. If he can see me playing, too, hopefully that’s a positive for him.

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As the kid is starting U6 hockey this fall, I have decided to find a beer/adult league to join, and of course Madison has the largest LGBTQ+ league in the US, the Madison Gay Hockey Association. Priority is given to members of marginalized communities, but I’m hoping they have space for me.

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I’m real fucking good at my job.

AMA.

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When you’re talking to a carrier about ‘Eric’, and the conversation suddenly becomes about OBGYN services, and you take a second to fully understand it’s ‘Erin’.

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“I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith—as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run, and so that'll make it a 4–0 ballgame. I don't know if I'm gonna be putting on this headset again.”

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Almost everything we argue about is a substitute for the thing we should be arguing about: the immense wealth & power of an oligarchic class, which captures governments, ruins lives and wrecks the living planet.
This class redirects our rage at scapegoats. To resist its lies is to resist its power.

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What the USA thinks it's #1 in (and its
actual rankings):
1. Healthcare: 30th
2. Happiness: 19th
3. Education: 26th
4. Life Expectancy: 46th
5. Free Press: 42nd
6. Freedom Index: 17th
7. Climate Change Performance: 59th/63

What the USA is #1 in:
1. Incarceration
2. Gas Consumption
3. Oil Consumption
4. Military Spending
5. Gun Violence
6. COVID-19 Infections and Deaths

What the USA thinks it's #1 in (and its actual rankings): 1. Healthcare: 30th 2. Happiness: 19th 3. Education: 26th 4. Life Expectancy: 46th 5. Free Press: 42nd 6. Freedom Index: 17th 7. Climate Change Performance: 59th/63 What the USA is #1 in: 1. Incarceration 2. Gas Consumption 3. Oil Consumption 4. Military Spending 5. Gun Violence 6. COVID-19 Infections and Deaths

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Sorry, pal, but I’m doin stuff wi mah mates…. Whats that? naw, ye dinnae Ken thum. Thir fae Ecclefechan. Sorry, baw bag.

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Oh sorry Donald, I'll have had ma tea....

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Sorry, pal, but I’m doin stuff wi mah mates…. Whats that? naw, ye dinnae Ken thum. Thir fae Ecclefechan. Sorry, baw bag.

9 hours ago 2 1 1 0

Ha ha ha. Fuck off ya absolute rocket.

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Get fucked!

Swinney ‘politely’ declined Trump’s invitation to White House banquet. Here’s why www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

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They gave the computer butthole the Person of the Year award? Why don't they give it to the USB port?

10 hours ago 2 1 1 0

🤣🤣🤣

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Why would anyone ever take the Webby awards seriously?

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These articles always have a single angle: how do we get fans to fork over money for all the free stuff?

The entire premise of One cycling was circuit racing where you have to pay to stand beside the road.

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Can a new biopic change your mind about Michael Jackson? In life, the singer’s image was shaken by abuse allegations. In death, he is a billion-dollar business

No.

He molested A LOT of children.

It’s sickens me the number of people who live in a fantasy land that covers this up.

He was a disgusting pedo and the world is a safer place with him dead.

www.theguardian.com/music/ng-int...

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Visma-LAB were teasing about revealing their Tour de France kit today only to present two kits and ask people to vote on which version they'll wear in July. Half reveal, half email harvesting operation

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Been looking into U6 hockey for the kid next year, and learned that if I register with US hockey, take a couple of online modules, volunteer to help with classes, practice and games, I’d qualify for a ‘COACH’ rink jacket.

Sold.

Sign me up.

I’m buying a whistle right now.

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Chicago Cubs 1st baseman Michael Busch caught in the netting with his legs up and spread after just missing a catch in the stands

Chicago Cubs 1st baseman Michael Busch caught in the netting with his legs up and spread after just missing a catch in the stands

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

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I’m going to spend the next few days trying to justify to myself why I should get one.

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