Image of a custom made food item called "500 Cigarettes" in "Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream". Its just 500 cigarettes.

i already got an interview lmao

wolqotd what’s your wol’s favorite ssri

i’m not like other guys. you guys think about your OC having sex. i dream of my WoL bathing in the blood of her enemies because she’s possessed by an ancient lingering, spiteful will. and having sex

the government doesn’t want you to know this but senzu beans are real its just called adderall xr

NO SPHENE!!!! HOLDING IT IN DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!!

I already got an email from their technical recruiter wanting some more information to send to the TL but it’s potentially fully remote with second shift hours. I put a salary amount they might balk at but I can be choosey.

turns out this way was “put in for a better gig down the street”

"i'll have claude write up an RCA"

okay man i'll have chatgpt write up a plan to execute you by firing squad

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

more halmarut.. #ffxiv

Halmarut

Tomodachi Life Living the Dream George Costanza mii says "I don't want to look old though. More like... I want people to think I work at a bank or something. Y'know?"

this is actual seinfeld dialogue what the fuck

to crown you

Door hanger. GOOD MORNING THAT ISN'T BLOOD ON THE BEDSHEETS, I DROPPED A PORK CHOP ON THE BED... THE INCIDENT ITSELF REALLY SUMS UP WHO I AM AS A PERSON. REGARDS-DYLAN WILSON

Still makes me laugh.

“Imagine dragons singer’s live service hero shooter has few active players”’has to be the end of rolling the dice on this sort of thing, right? We can move on to a new nightmare now?

zenos coded

so is TNG but they're two very amazing ways to tell stories

DS9 is peak

edge of the universe and she's on her dang tomestone

With the live letter just past, I'm going to say something that might be a little controversial to some. Promotional Material is not spoilers. Promotional media is the intended content for people to discuss and share prior to a release. (The following thread will contain patch 4.3 spoilers)

this jevil bores me. bringeth me out the pomni

made a lil ring ding for razgriz and sphene yay

i think about this post once a month

I'm studying for finals again
#npc #ffxiv #sphene

i used to have this calyx doll that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

I know we had a whole discourse around canonicity in fanwork, but for me, shimmying into the gaps in canon and tweaking is a lot of fun for me.

realizing that I accidentally made a good parallel with razlore. Themis kind of echoes Alphinaud’s personality, which would mean Nemesis…echoes Alisaie…