I remember the Vietnam War well. Trump should too — we're the same age.
I was too short to serve and lost good friends in the war. Trump pretended to have bone spurs.
That war was characterized by lies, arrogance, and stupidity.
What's happening in Iran is starting to feel a lot like Vietnam.
did someone build this for real
Going to hear this guy’s last name in Goofy’s voice forever and ever.
If your software requires an ever-expanding array of data centers to run, you fucked up. You're a bad engineer. You should be embarrassed. People should stop giving money to you until you learn to do things efficiently.
Anyway last time I said we should guillotine the Nazis, a bunch of liberals came to tell me how it’s so bad that the left is pro guillotining Nazis and we should try to “resocialise” them. I’m sure that’s precisely who Tucker Carlson is appealing to.
You will see lots of these Nazis pretending they’re sorry and they aren’t really Nazis over the next few years. They are doing this to continue to have access to a society that they fear will excommunicate them and give them the consequences they deserve for their abhorrent behaviour.
Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Nick Fuentes, Majorie Taylor Greene, Joe Rogan and those other podcast bros are all fascists who have simply recognised early that this will end badly for them if they don’t try to do some damage control now.
Wow! Tucker Carlson apologized for supporting Trump. So the next time a Hitler-loving piece of shit like Nick Fuentes is legitimized and normalized on his show, it’ll be a Hitler-loving piece of shit legitimized and normalized by a guy who criticized Trump. Such a huge difference!
Right wingers will tell you that Democrats supported slavery and founded the KKK and that Republicans are who abolished slavery but when you say we need to take down Confederate monuments they start foaming at the mouth and talking about their heritage being disrespected
That's fantastic!
Also I loved visiting the Field Museum last year. It's such an amazing place.
A dragon perches at the top of a pyramid shaped building in this digital painting of a modern city at night. The colors are gray and gold. The dragon is black lit with warm light. People gather on a rooftop to watch it
"Modern Dragons" launches tomorrow 🐉
That’s right
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
Image Credit: NASA Mission engineers at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Southern California turned off the Low-energy Charged Particles experiment aboard Voyager 1 on April 17, 2026. NASA/JPL-Caltech
NASA has powered down Voyager 1’s Low-Energy Charged Particles (LECP) instrument to save power. 🛰️ This move aims to keep the iconic spacecraft operating through the end of the decade! Humanity’s most distant explorer continues its journey. 🌌 #Voyager1 #NASA #Space
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Two travellers (one humanoid, the other a long-legged creature) consider the path ahead
across strange worlds
#digitalart #rpg #D&D
Expected Lifespan Factors for a 79-Year-Old Male The following factors adjust the baseline life expectancy of 87 years: Baseline (Social Security Data): The starting expected age is 87 (+8.6 years from age 79). Parental Longevity (Positive): Adds 2 to 3 years due to a family history of long life. Access to Elite Medical Care (Positive): Adds 1 to 2 years due to 24/7 presidential-level monitoring. Cardiovascular Risk & Obesity (Negative): Subtracts 3 to 4 years based on high BMI and heart health history. Cognitive Decline Indicators (Negative): Subtracts 2 to 3 years if observed speech patterns indicate neurodegeneration. Lifestyle (Negative): Subtracts 1 to 2 years due to a sedentary routine and a diet high in processed foods. Chronic Venous Insufficiency (Negative): Subtracts 1 to 2 years based on visible evidence of edema/swelling. Summary Calculation: When balancing these variables, the data suggests a "statistically likely" end-of-road age range of 84 to 88, with the most probable median being 86.4 years old.
This image provides a summary of estimated lifespan data. It features white and gold text centered on a dark, charcoal-colored background with a thin gold border. The information is presented in a top-down hierarchy: Heading: The words "CENTRAL ESTIMATE" appear in small, gold, all-caps serif font at the top. Primary Value: Below the heading, the large white numbers "84–85" are displayed prominently. Range: Directly underneath the primary value, the text reads "range: 83–86" in a smaller, gold italicized font. Conclusion: At the bottom, enclosed in a gold rectangular outline, is the final estimate: "~5–7 years remaining" in gold text.
The immediate risk for Trump is a "major adverse cardiac event" (MACE). High BMI combined with the stress of the presidency at 79 creates a statistical "cliff" where the probability of a sudden event (stroke/infarction) is approximately 6% to 8% annually, independent of long-term decline.
So, yes.
The fact that one of the most interesting versions of Captain Hook is probably from the 90's Fox's Peter Pan & The Pirates, is kind of crazy.
HA they went hard with his dialog....man I haven't seen this in 20 years.
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
Man, when you compare the bravery of every day Minnesotans to the overpaid cops it’s astounding
Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.
There's just gotta be a line somewhere.
Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.
I'm celebrating by sharing a half-dozen issues from my Onion archive, psuedo-randomly:
1991, December 3rd-9th: "Holiday Cheer is Destroying the Ozone Layer"
In a nutshell. 😊
I said it before and I'll say it again:
Giving a pack of Epstein associates a comprehensive list of all children in the country with home address and school listed, sortable by various traits that indicate vulnerability to exploitation, is the literal diametric opposite of keeping kids safe.
we are living in what is the safest time possible when it comes to violent crime! you, yes you the random person reading this, are going to be be fine!
Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village
zero!!!!!!!!!!!
Gil Duran tweet: TLDR: Fascism in response to Palantir's long fascists screed on X.
"Your Account is Suspended" Message on X
The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X.
I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!).
So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.
Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.
