You have a cat tunnel around the tree…actual genius

I am on vacation and I’m here to show off. I made this because I’m a fucking genius

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

It’s kind of like if you could give a culture a concusssion

you all know what I think about stuff so I'm going to a parking lot to enjoy the sunset

(But really if the showrunners could just take a quick breath and consider allowing even ONE main character to have one itsy-bitsy lil queer romance, we are all tired of the straightwashing and you fucking owe us)

I was getting so sick of all the Spock’s-GF-of-the-week nonsense I was about ready to abandon ship

Strange New Worlds Spoilers!!

Ummmm finally an episode this season that’s just about getting stranded on a barren planet and making friends with a big lizard and also an omnipotent trans god-alien?? Like was that so much to ask

Minneapolis: blood drive this evening and Friday afternoon: Wooden Ship Brewing, 3300 W 44th St Minneapolis.

Or visit the Memorial Blood Centers site for other locations to donate: www.mbc.org

There was an urgent blood shortage even before this awful shooting, so lots of donors needed!

sea buckthorn
#mdzs

More than 2.8m people in US identify as trans, including 724,000 youth, data shows Exclusive: largest data analysis of its kind counters Trump’s aggressive efforts to deny trans minors’ existence

It is an incredible testament to our strength that in the face of a relentless political onslaught designed to push transgender people from public life, more and more of us are finding the courage to be ourselves. Every living trans person is a Republican policy failure.

And the zombie penis is like its own character yep

It’s worse than I ever imagined it could be, like offensive to your intelligence bad? But I mean def watch it you will at least laugh??

I keep going back to the zombie birth doula scene and trying to figure out if I was hallucinating

I really liked it when I first saw it and then on adulthood rewatch thought it wasn’t great . However I would call it a masterpiece compared to this nonsense??? At least it had a coherent plot????

I finally saw 28 Years Later and I feel gaslit by how good the trailer looked and how breathtakingly stupid the actual movie was

A brachiosaurus head I am painting

I’m going to a Jurassic Park party this weekend and I’m gonna be the sneezing brachiosaurus

Anyway I’m sorry I regularly disappear from the internet only to be reborn every time I have a Star Trek opinion. God made me this way :(

Generative AI by definition is conformity. It is an averaging of anything you ask of it - quite literally guessing what the most likely version of a thing might be. It is, by definition, mainstream, as is everything it creates old and deeply ideological, as every model trains on similar data.

This year I lovingly illustrated cute portraits of multiple coworkers for a work scavenger hunt thing and DOZENS of colleagues asked me “What AI did you use?” Like it doesn’t even occur to people that there is any other option at this point.

Literally you are somehow making the show MORE regressive in this one weirdly specific way? You’re gonna take the character who gave birth to gay fanfiction and make him aggressively hetero and aggressively sexual? Where is our gray ace homo king. We deserve better

Like they have made SO many timely and important updates to this franchise…and yet…every other episode is “Spock’s Lady Sexcapade of the Week”

I’m caught up on Strange New Worlds now and I have to say so far I am displeased that they are really clinging hard to that heterosexual agenda

Hi jumping back into a fandom space to say Rhys Darby was absolutely inspired casting as a Q thank u Star Trek #strangenewworlds #spoilers

22-year-old Isi and Ro photo booth pictures

next heartstrings chapter july 23 💌

Call your reps.
#noai #resist

5calls.org

strange women lying in ponds distributing swords starting to look like a reasonable basis for a system of government

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me

"to democratize art is not every person having a cute drawing made in seconds, to democratize art is every person having time and health to learn and make art if they chose to, and mainly to have the means to think and relate introspectively with art."

Ty I’m so happy I could cry 🥹