Y'know, maybe quit throwing them so high up if you wanna catch 'em easier...
For a cat, you reaaally gotta work on your hand-eye coordination.. .
(honestly though the mental image is really cute lol)

When you compliment sheepy 👉👈

🥚

drew an egg

*no, no ignore what it was, I was typing that out just for a joke- lol*

*no way, it's Shia LaBeouf- nah nah nah I'm kidding lmao*

*poor fucker just SHRIEKED, and uh... might've just GUT-CHECKED them before suddenly diving into their own ink, seemingly dissapearing.*
...
*I don't think he likes getting wet.*

*...he did NOT come off easily, but once he did, he just flOPped to the floor, still frozen stiff.*

irresistible boy

NononOnOnONOit'snotyourfaultplease-
I promise you it's not your fault please don't cry- ;w:

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M PANICKING THIS HARD ALL I DID WAS SEND A PHOTO WITH A DAMN TREE AND A TIRE SWING-
Oh, no, wait, it just clicked. I was about to draw a noose and changed my mind.
That's why all the panic only NOW registers.
...
Suddenly that makes things a lot better.

Or, fuckin'-
Let ME IN inSTEAD I DON'T KnOW I JUST-

a black cat is laying on the floor in front of a white door ALT: a black cat is laying on the floor in front of a white door

Damnit since I did that art I went into a damn panic attack- ;w:
C'mere you, I need to drown my sorrows in good food, fuckin'-
I already took my anxiety meds now I need to UN-anxiety myself and so I am STUFFING my stomach, get IN-

If you say so. But I know I could've done better. I've made better.

I'm only posting it because it was part of the thing, and I wanted to try and make... SOMETHING.
I'm sorry for the terrible quality, I don't draw, especially not with a mouse.

...It'd feel wrong if I didn't send this. Even if I feel ashamed with its poor quality.
CW: Minor Vent art

I misread "Avali" as "Anvil" and I got SO confused for a hot minute- lol

Juno’s taxes get audited 💸

a dog and a black cat are standing next to each other . ALT: a dog and a black cat are standing next to each other .

*fucker is not budging*

Yin-Yang ass post

a girl with red hair and green eyes is standing in an empty building ALT: a girl with red hair and green eyes is standing in an empty building

oW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW-

102. forever weed

a man in a black hat is giving the middle finger . ALT: a man in a black hat is giving the middle finger .

Bet, c'mERE MOTHERFU-

part 2
Someone PLEASE handle the Alt text if you want to, this isn't even my post, but I do NOT have the energy to type all that out.

part 1

Hold on, gimme a sec, I got smth for this.

Any kind of store as far as I'm aware. Any kind of peppermint, including peppermint candy, can and WILL wake you up.

a couple of hands shaking each other in a cartoon style . ALT: a couple of hands shaking each other in a cartoon style .

ANOTHER MASKED CRITTER!?
C'MERE MOTHERFUCKER-

Peppermint.

I violently refuse to be consumed by anyone.. . unless they share something VERY similar or the same as this. Otherwise it's just for stroking their own ego, and I'd rather die than allow that.