Remove food from a movie title

Willy Wonka and The Factory

"So you want to be John Landis? Because we have liability laws now so you won't get to make Three Amigos like he did"

Apparently a contactor told them not to use it 🤷 Trumpers gonna Trump

"...he said he and his fellow producers were “too busy being bad asses, blowing sh*t up, flying helicopters, and killing movie terrorists to concern ourselves with four assholes with signs on the sidewalk and their illegitimate ‘strike'”. "

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"Deadline also understands that the production required a location change after crew pushed back on the use of a space that was infested with black mold."

"Members of the crew said they’ve also raised concerns about special effects supervisor Chris Bailey, who has previously pled guilty to illegal possession of explosives on a movie set."

Incredible report from Deadline. I can't pick a favorite quote

"the production has been using airsoft guns; outreach to the armorer and prop master to determine set safety protocols surrounding firearms were not returned."

If you’re intimidated about drawing/learning to draw because you feel like you have no idea what you’re doing: Most of those who draw regularly also have no idea what were doing. We’re all bullshitting our way through and hoping for the best. That’s how all your favourite art is born, I promise

"Fuck around, find out" is positively applicable to art, btw

"Fucking around is the best way to improve" because "art" usually happens when you have to correct mistakes or make intentional decisions to problem solve

"Creativity" is problem solving: when you give yourself a chance to Get Good

If she doesn't spend the summer dropping gossipy press releases I will be so disappointed in her actual potential

Basically you have to understand that you’re here as a sort of parasite on someone else’s grift where they make vcs pay for their hobby. You’re black mold in the wall of an adult daycare. Embrace it but know it is transient.

There's an amazingly stupid movie in every Boomer's acting career where the premise was "there wasn't a phone"

We are losing the old hijinks

GPS fucked over the "We Took A Wrong Turn And Now There Are Hijinks" movie genre

I've never been so conflicted about what I should be protesting

Yes but to be fair I had a mouth guard in, because we all did, because we were on the line of scrimmage like thirty seconds before the whistle

Which means that ACTUAL churches are going to be burdened with helping everyone, which would be EVERYONE everyone if all other social welfare is destroyed.

But evangelical churches will not have to change at all so they're fine with the idea

If you need something from a food pantry and you are filling out forms that is a food pantry that takes in government funding.

Loads of churches aren't taking grant money and so they can have whatever policies they want, like "everyone gets fed."

The most fascinating thing to me about all the Trump Thumpers telling us that "the church" can provide food, housing, and other social safety net needs is that churches will actually give out food to anyone. They don't ask for papers or citizenship status.

I once said "Can I have your watch when you are dead?" to a girl who was nervous about jamming against me and it turns out she was 16 and had never seen Three Amigos and was very scared of me for asking

George W Bush, preparing for a big Easter Weekend: "Hey do you think I should tell that story where the Prime Minister said I couldn't even have a broken down aircraft carrier the UK don't even want?"

Laura Bush, repenting from when she killed a guy: "No, it makes you look like a bitch, dear"

During his speech, the president said: “I asked [the] UK, who should be our best. In fact the king is coming over here in two weeks, he’s a nice guy, King Charles. “But should be our best but they weren’t our best. I said: ‘You have two, old broken-down aircraft carriers, do you think you could send them over?’ “‘Ohhh, I’ll have to ask my team.’ “I said: ‘You’re the prime minister, you don’t have to.’ “‘No, no, no, I have to ask my team. My team has to meet, we’re meeting next week.’ “But the war already started. Next week the war’s going to be over … in three days.” However, Downing Street sources said Trump had never asked the UK for the vessels and Britain had not offered them. In previous criticism of Starmer two weeks ago, Trump said Starmer had asked to consult his team about sending minesweepers – not aircraft carriers.

This is incredible. Not only did he think a story where he characterizes himself as the whiny loser was appropriate for Out Loud, it's not even true.

Not only was he sued for sexual harassment but he was sued for telling his employees to lie about the sexual harassment.

That these women were bullied out of their lawsuits is very important!

Also that Drew Carey FIRED THIS GUY is MEGA IMPORTANT

'Price is Right' producer defends show after Bob Barker allegations Former "Price is Right" producer Roger Dobkowitz is speaking out after a recent documentary series featured allegations against host Bob Barker.

"The adjective 'brave' should never be used in reference to a person attacking a dead person."

Ladies, just so we're clear: We can't tell on them when they're alive, and we're also not allowed to tell on them when they're dead.

i'm gonna become a prolific writer of kenneth parcell fanfic (54 works on AO3)

i have been called to it this easter weekend. jesus needs his jesters.

praise the lord and also our horse mayor

Are we sure this dude's mom can even read let alone write whole novels

People like this need to be fired. They are spreading propaganda just by being infinitely stupid and looking like a less attractive Wilson Bethel

This is my way of explaining that David's audio sample does not reflect how we use David to sell used cars and RVs and I just spent twenty minutes looking for David frantically like I lost track of him at SEARS

Ai voices are labeled as though they are humans, with names like "Hope" and "David" and the truth is, it's a robot. If I had to remember details about its personal life and habits I'd also remember its name. Until then, GRUFF SANTA SOMETIMES USED FOR TRUCK ADS is how I'm gonna ask for it by name

Same, probably

When you have senior white male military officers willing to end their career by raising concerns about the blocking of Black and female officers, it feels safe to say this isn't about ending DEI: the better historical parallel is Wilson's resegregation of the bureaucracy
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