new PXTUNES.... for this one everyone had to collaborate with each other. it's a shorter one but cool and fresh!! lots of crazy new sounds as always. please enjoy pxtunes.bandcamp.com/album/ptconn...
just #pissed staring at the empire state building. happy easter everybody
i was today years old when i learned that in england during the 1400s “Pete” was actually short for “Peathson” instead of “Peter” 🤯
most people don't order from one pizza/sub place enough to discover the layers of skill expression involved in creating an order on their online portal. these people are missing out
not enough crews have a The Green One
sometimes the real shit is too strong!
i was today years old when i learned that the “pac” in pac-man is actually short for “packey,” which is short for “package store,” which is regional slang for “liquor store”
so basically, pac-man is just a drunk man who got lost on his way home 👀😞😅🙈
work from home, huh…? that sounds a lot like “homework” to me, and uhm, newsflash, buddy. i don’t *do* homework.
gets on motorcycle and drives away extremely fast
i was today years old when i found out that Captain Ahab actually was an actonym for Assigned Hater At Birth
i was today years old when i learned that “raise your spirits” refers to raising a glass of alcohol! like a toast!!
haven’t come out as transfem at work yet. i can’t wash my hands in the men’s bathroom too thoroughly or they’ll figure me out
graphic tee that says “i met god and she uses they/them pronouns”
the hair from today. also the apartment window view from today
perhaps the most they/them i’ve ever looked. can we get much higher
why is everyone lamenting & grieving their use of the em dash because it's an """ai tell""" now - i'm not giving it an inch or power over my words or my writing, fuck that
if you see me use an em dash please know it was borne of my human soul and not of any chatgpt nonsense
YES this show is perfect for the road. the world needs more of this program!!
some fits i’ve thrown together lately 🥰
sometimes you just have that round where you're like "ok yea i do know how to play this game"
going to start referring to vegetables as “nature’s cash”
my interests are on a slowly rotating cycle between Cowboy, Pirate, Spaceman, Samurai, Knight, and Akuma (he's his own category). much like the seasons if there were 2 more seasons
willem dafoe looking up in absolute horror
my small intestine processing 6 coke zeros seeing the iced brown sugar latte reach my lips:
they finally put chapell roan in fortnite y'all
same & this still includes the video game too
like, a show about j peterman from seinfeld would actually suck ass dude he’s supposed to appear ridiculous next to the regular cast. ugh
does anyone else get annoyed when they see ppl on the internet asking for a spin-off series for a side character who’s only funny because they show up infrequently
we are so fucking cooked man i hate it here
oh i’ll shit your pants bud
oh, a musical about a kid who's always had trouble making friends at school and all the music sounds like if you selectively bred christian rock to sound even more annoying. yeah sounds like it'll be a smash fuckin hit just send it i guess
dear evan hansen touring through work today... not sure how the people responsible for this show managed to thread the needle to create something both so sterile & yet also so tainted
let’s just say we all scream for ice cream
