Yeah but that’s comprehensible. Stuff like the shots they get in the bee hole, unreal.

Gig poster for Latterman at Nice n Sleazy on Thurs 20 April 2006. £5 in! Alpacinos, I Stand Alone and 15 Minutes supporting. Poster is Mattie Jo Canino from Latterman singing birds.

Twenty years ago today I put this gig on, which was the direct inspiration for TIOB coming together as a gigs collective.

The new Attenborough on the BBC, Secret Gardens, is unreal. How on earth do they manage to film these animals like this? If it wasn’t Attenborough you’d be tempted to assume it’s AI.

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That is a handsome dug.

Meanwhile Boston is charging $80 for a bus from the city to the stadium.

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Be ready to be shocked and offended at university, students told Guidance has been published by the Office for Students on new free speech rules coming into force this year.

I’ve been to uni four times and each time I’ve studied the sorts of things that inherently include competing positions and arguments and I don’t think I’ve been ‘shocked or offended’ even once. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Well, there are certainly plenty of questions to be asked about the Scottish one, that’s for sure.

In Glasgow they’re not allowed on lampposts so windows are the only option. It’s amazing to be two and a half weeks out and only have seen my first today.

Ah, I am in Glasgow, so I’m talking about the Scot Parl elections.

I saw a party poster in a window today and realised it was the first one I’d seen this campaign. It’s been low-key for sure but that’s wild.

guys you know we already have cars

Just saw a political party sign in a window and realised… that is the first one I’ve seen this election. It has all felt very low-key, but that’s wild.

Somehow this was a generous assessment.

Glasgow’s defence, attack and breakdown are catastrophic.

Can I pet dat daaaawwg

If there’s a tinfoil shortage in Edinburgh at least now we know why.

The new Malcolm in the Middle (more like Halcolm in the Middle amirite) is nice and fun.

(Got quite a few in the end, mind you. 🙃)

Leo DiCaprio pointing meme.

Either did not know or had forgotten that there’s a big Glasgow scene in The Flash until we were like

This cannot be a serious argument. “Vetting is so secret we can’t tell anyone if someone doesn’t pass”? Behave.

Just read that Saudi Arabia have abandoned their interest in hosting the 2035 Rugby World Cup, and my overriding reaction is… Saudi Arabia were interested in hosting the 2035 Rugby World Cup?!

“Why won’t people who find my values repugnant shag me” is a question for the ages. The sheer entitlement is stunning.

I’m just not sure how good a defence “I didn’t know anything about this incredibly controversial decision taken by my subordinate” is.

The notifications page which says there’s four at the bottom, says there’s none yet in the middle, and then says “forbidden” in a red stripe at the top.

My notifications, they are forbidden.

I had my first oh no that felt like a bite experience of 2026 on last night’s dog walk.

(specifically in terms of it loading/working, not in terms of your takes)

what is wrong with this app today