I try to check in here occasionally but Bluesky just doesn’t have the sauce Twitter used to — which is too bad. I miss getting in fights with people I don’t know over things that don’t matter.

With Leia being the most well-rounded character in Star Wars and Poe’s powers of homosexuality, it isn’t fair to the other competitors that one person has both of them. 😂

Rey’s Theme is my favorite piece of music ever written. It’s been such a source of strength and inspiration for me over the years since I first heard it watching TFA for the first time almost a decade ago. Thank you for this awesome write-up on it!

The Force Awakens is quite literally my favorite movie of all time and the lack of theatrical re-release for its 10th anniversary is making me grumpy.

I would tune in for that.

This makes me so happy. tick, tick… BOOM! is one of my all time favorites. And happy birthday!

None. Math is too hard.

Tweet tweet how the fuck do I work this thing?

Somehow ended up in a conversation about baseball and my only frame of reference for this sport is the homoerotic baseball number in High School Musical 2.

Cum

I love talking to @naquicious.bsky.social because you get gems like “And those are my thoughts on cum for the evening.”

My predictions for tonight’s Andor episode titles:

Episode 7: “Oui Oui”
Episode 8: “Ghormans Get Pasted Too, Eh?”
Episode 9: “Mon Mothma and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day”

I would but I hear there’s this one guy in there who SUCKS.

Yes please.

I’m so sick of the gays in Star Wars discourse. The only one with correct opinions on the matter is me.

Sorry but this is all I have ever wanted in life.

I thought death stroke was another name for auto-erotic asphyxiation but it turns out it’s a Batman villain.

I can’t wait to get Luthen Rael’s backstory about how he was a drag queen before the Empire took over and outlawed it. That’s why his wig game is so good!

GoldDerby reported on Andor’s Emmy submissions and then ran an editorial saying Genevieve O’Reilly has almost no chance at a nomination so now I have a vendetta against them lol

POE DAMERON HOT TOY INCOMING!!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!!!

Shoutout to last year when voice memos weren't working for me so I was straight up sending videos of myself singing terribly to people instead and one time my mother got home early and walked in on me singing Shrek: The Musical but I finished the song anyway because I'm not a bitch.

I just finished the first season of Severance and HOLY SHIT

I’m glad you’re enjoying your trip but please reserve adjectives like “stunningly beautiful” for pictures of myself.

Thanks,
Management

Depressive episodes and chronic suicidal ideation are so fun. I’m having a great time.

My live reaction to episode 3 of Severance.

I just watched the Severance pilot and I get the hype.