Who says satire is dead? Me, that's who. Prove this isn't 100% accurate

And that's an insult to landscaping rocks &c. &c.

That's a hell of a lot of people that approve

So it wasn't the welcoming environment for pedophiles?

Trickle-down economics is bullshit - part 3,597,378,132

Evergreen skeet

Let's face it, this needs to happen

I would say “WTF is going on?” but it’s a question that seems to have lost all meaning in the modern age.

Ah, "trust me, bro" diplomacy

None shall pass

Aren't we all?

Could JD Vance accidentally save the world?

What is the full economic might of the United States just isn't very much any more?

Holy crap!

A black cat

Soy Sauce demands Caturday attention

The shared excitement over NASA’s recent mission compared to the general indifference to SpaceX missions speaks to the power of something seen as the product of communal human effort rather than just the ego and avarice of one obnoxious dork.

You know it's only because they have so much food

The free world removed that about 40 years ago

I'd really like to see leadership calling for impeachment and removal, regardless of whether they have the votes to get it done. Same way we called for marriage equality before we had the votes. A leader's job is to lead. If a genocidal threat isn't impeachable, then nothing is.

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

Forgetting people had whiteout and would proofread typed letters is similar

True, but standards were very different more than 50 years ago

Pretty sure it's fake. Lovely, but fake.

Lovely sentiment, but do you really believe Charles Schulz would have confused "then" and "than"?

Not the kind of thing you can just "turn on"

Maybe add something so that people coming in from overseas don't get arrested and brutalised by the gormless gestapo

Isn't that the whole reason these cretins are doing this?

Amen

I think my cardiologist just had a heart attack

Better, most probably