Future Me: Chin-up kid, eventually this breakup will seem insignificant

Past Me: In light of all the joy I experience?

Future Me: Well it's been great chattin'

Upside down a quirrel trying to get into a squirrel-proof bird feeder.

🙃

(Fabulous Thunderbirds voice)

H. R. PUFNSTUFFFFF

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NYT spelling bee didn't accept "DITALINI". Below that is the scene from the Sopranos where Silvio says "it's anti-Italian discrimination"

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😻

Swiffer heads' gray color was chosen to make the consumable cloths appear instantly dirty and in need of replacement before they're even used

Rabbit eating some grass or leaves or something

(Ibid)

*munch*

"Particularly"?

🤩

Things get weird in Boston when fans start chugging beer from their shoes

He was very good on the second UK season of Last One Laughing

WR & DB scuffling 40yds away from the football.

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The Gadsden flag, but with Beavis asking, “Are you threatening me?”

"STEVE."😤

HIS NAME WAS CLYDE

(Sickos yes jpg)

BLUESKY, BABY

You tell them you love them, that you're there for them, tell them about good memories you've shared, hold their hand. Sometimes you don't say anything at all. Sometimes you just listen to them talk and that's the best thing to do.

❤️

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

The longest journey begins with being offline for a few minutes

Freedom '90 (1990)

I see people questioning what use this could have, but consider that we’re closer than ever to building a robot that can run away when you catch it stealing a pie from your windowsill

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Go birds