1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner

housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o]

The Esoteric Order of Dagon feels a bit too rustic for the international billionaire class. I would say they worship Hastur, but people this rich are so utterly incapable of understanding art I don’t know if reading the King In Yellow would even effect them.

This is such a wasted opportunity. If they took the time to make actual 480p stop motion videos of battles from the clone wars tv show like it was 2011 me and every other autistic person on the planet would be rushing to join the IRGC

But is 80s kids getting stranger things really something you should envy?

Clippy: It looks like you're trying to go to the moon Would you like to use Outlook for that?

I think the idea is supposed to be that gothic has some sort of Latin roots that have mutated over tens of thousands of years. In reality it’s so black library writers don’t need to crack open the Latin dictionary very five minutes.

Fun fact: Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka, the most iconic Ork character In 40k, is named after Margaret Thatcher.

Awesome! Thanks for posting this Seth.

Thank you @doublefine.com for entrusting me with the OFFICIAL KILN STOOL at pax east. My descendants will treasure it for generations

This platform will never escape its roots as all the most insufferable people from pre-Elon twitter shoved into a room together.

Anyone claiming there is NEVER a reason to throw rocks at the post office hasn’t had to burn a PTO day to sign for a package.

It feels like games got hit first because of how volatile the industry is, and we sort of became the canary in the coal mine for the entire tech sector.

I remember a news story from years ago that was basically “economists revise start of 2008 recession to 2007 based on new data” the usual trend historically is that the recession has been going on for a while before it becomes “official” because the data can take years to be analyzed.

My brain serving up highly specific, random questions about TTRPG rules so I spend hours pouring over Eberron splatbooks instead of doing work.

If you’re going to do this atleast direct it at Lindsey Graham.

Cmon, you can’t just leave out the “supports doing meth for weight loss” bit.

I literally only know the fake subtitles version that’s just mocking them.

Someone is gonna have to cut me into like 8 different pieces then mail each one to a different EU country like some kind of serial killer.

If I’m not in my lifted pickup truck, then how am I supposed to water the asphalt with the blood of cyclists?

All of you don’t understand… Poor Tim needs to have the back patio of his McMansion redone.

It’s beyond just bigotry at this point. My theory is she blames trans people for not being universally loved on Twitter anymore (rather than IDK her own public statements) and has a deep, seething, personal anger towards them because of it.

There's a misconception that because good indie games are coming out, the indie game industry is doing well. This is absolutely not true

Nobody can get funding for anything and the only way to make an indie game is to sacrifice years of your life

Even then you're just one among thousands in a year

At this point most of my energy is going towards finding a non-games writing job that will let me ride out the storm for a few years.

Continually flabbergasted about people’s inability to see they are not, in fact, forced into a binary choice between “I don’t think the IDF bombed ENOUGH hospitals” and “there actually were some compelling arguments in protocols”

I try not to think about it too hard since it seems like the kind of thing that will drive you insane if you ponder it too much.

I don’t even remember where I copy pasted this from.

This image always reminds me of the Ancient Greek curse tablet that lives in my notes app.

I do not understand the backhanded pretentiousness I sometimes see towards Esoteric Ebb.

If you see creatives being inspired by one of the greatest RPGs ever, then striking out to build on that legacy as a negative, I legitimately have to question whether you enjoy art and/or living.

No Honorfusor? SMH not a real tribes fan.