Started watching trailers from 2012-2017 on Dailymotion to hear the original music that has been removed from the corporate YouTube versions. Thank you, defunct French Vogue vertical.

So might need to go back to therapy.

Love when your doctor is so spoiler phobic they don’t look at your intake forms at all and you’re then responsible for a brief moth story slam about what else is wrong with you.

“Fathers can be funny things, and sometimes they have other funny things removed and biopsied.”

The fact that I can't find any where online to complain about the Slate Political Gabfest and their inability to understand what is happening and WHO Republicans and the DOGE team are... is probably a good sign I should stop listening after 15+ years.

I learn something about my mood by how I react to “Confectionator 3000”

A rat ran into my foot last night and seemed mad at me. So they do seem to run this city.

The thing is that a world where someone could type "Friends with the 2012 Avengers as the gang except Joey is Goku." would be hell.

But any executive would be all, "Yes, how do we do that?"

I've deleted everything off my Google Drive except my worst draft jokes... so that is to say all of my draft jokes.

The thing about Threads is that I don’t want to know what anyone I follow on Instagram thinks about anything.

Well, who doesn’t want a neuro implant controlled by someone with such great business sense as: limit usage of my ad supported platform.