I eat better and I’m a daschund

What a fucking shame

Fabulous, enjoy Beijing!

What a joke

Brilliant as ever

Happy Xmas Simon. Your reporting is incredible. A shining light in the dark. Keep up the fantastic work.

I love you Loki!!!!!!xxxxxxx

Thank god he has finished baptising that lovely chap Russell brand. However, a very valid and important point. Be nice

I love you James but….. no buts!! As lots of people say… thank you for keeping me sane. You are honestly the 5/6th emergency service that we all need. Have a wonderful Xmas and thank you so much for all that you do.

What an embarrassing fool

Hilarious

What a surprise. Farage should be in jail. Grifting criminal who insights violence and division

Such a shame the real patriots were not there. Drunken, violent idiots would have been a lovely addition

2 bags of shite

Yep, scary times ahead with that as a father as a beacon of hope!!!

You would need to be out of your mind to vote for this bunch of crack pots and weirdos

Can the Americans export him to Venezuela?

What an absolute joker

Love you both, my hero, Luke!x

Looks terrible Ricky

Wondering if you can help with a question I have. I do removals in Bath but have a customer in Switzerland who needs some old sofas/furniture delivered in the summer (luton size). Do I need to do a ton of paper work or could I say it’s all my personal items I’m giving to a friend to avoid chaos?👍

I’m bloody fuming. What an absolute imbecile

Fabulous!

Great list, Carol. Thank you v much!

Hi Jon. Can I get a like to confirm you are real?! Only joking x

As many as possible please