Who’s his caddie - Odd Job from Goldfinger?

This made me snort my Jesus blood.

If there’s something DJT knows, it’s taint.

It’s a promotion from Captain Cropduster.

Call sign: Shitstain.

Nothing before the word “but” counts.

“The fight going on in the Democratic Party right now is not between hard left, left and moderate. It’s between those who want to fight and those who want to cave. And Team Fight stretches across all ideological aspects of the Party. Misread this at your own peril”

Put him in a speedboat off the coast of Venezuela - Turnip’s administration will be with him shortly.

Snowflake’s gonna snowflake.

You’re right, I don’t believe it.

We know. Now tell Jeff Van Douche.

Banana Republican.

Trump Held Talks on Pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell: Biographer The president agonized over what Jeffrey Epstein’s accomplice would reveal upon her arrest, author Michael Wolff said.

WOW: Trump weighed pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell for fear that she would spill secrets about his decade-long friendship with convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

Take care of yourself, Vance. We’ll be waiting patiently.

Sending healing thoughts your way.

Is this what Anwar Sadat had in mind?

“Efficiency (n.) - the idea that the government needs streamlining so you create a new, extra Department of Government Efficiency headed by not one but two freeloaders.”

—Ambrose Bierce, “The Devil’s Dictionary “

Mandate (n.)— The authority that a politician gives to himself to carry out a policy or course of action that a minority of people agree with.

Ambrose Bierce, “The Devil’s Dictionary”

The war in Ukraine is a hoot.
Zelenskyy did not wear a suit.
Trump did Putin’s dance
And then J.D. Vance
Just licked off the shit from Trump’s boot.

At least one.

Image of text in a book that reads: For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes. But, often with tears in their eyes, they demand that the Ten Commandments be posted in public buildings. And of course that's Moses, not Jesus. I haven't heard one of them demand that the Sermon on the Mount, the Beatitudes, be posted anywhere. "Blessed are the merciful" in a courtroom? "Blessed are the peacemakers" in the Pentagon? Give me a break.

Kurt Vonnegut writing about the hypocrisy of so-called Christians.

#Vonnegut #Writing

Been pronouncing it “dodgey,” but OK.

@kim.senate.gov are you paying attention? Any plans to reign in this madness, or do you think there will be time 4 years from now? My congressman is in on it, so I’m counting on you. Please tell me I can.

No name recognition, no standing in my community other than anonymous charitable contributions and service. Any advice?

While I wonder what my elected representatives do (looking at Jeff Van Douche AND Andy Kim) I have no doubt Marc has my back. Maybe it’s time I tossed my hat in the ring - I’m nobody from South Jersey with nothing to lose.

Orwell got the year wrong.

So how’s it going so far?

Eggs and gas both under $2.00, right?

Not a tennis player - too old and bad knees. Need a third or fourth for golf and I’m your guy.