I should be able to buy a house. (Technically Gen X, but an Xennial.)

If car dealerships are going to keep you trapped while you wait for your car, why don’t they have more comfortable seating?

I have to try it for the title alone.

After your nap, will you start watching for Sandorclawse? 🎅

I think Sandor is a YTD kind of guy. I also think he takes extenuating circumstances into consideration, like those trees on the hellocobber shelf. Gonzo us trying but the deck is stacked against him.

Ash, a sturdy and handsome brown tabby cat with a round face and green eyes.

Willow, a very pretty ticked brown tabby cat with big expressive green eyes and a pink nose.

Our number one Christmas wish is for our wobbly cats Ash & Willow to finally have a forever home, after more than a year in our rescue. We know placing cats with special needs can be hard but we promise these two are worth the wait. Learn more about them & apply at crits4cats.petfinder.org

I wish I was allowed to have more cats/had the space. 😭

I just got Dr. Elsey’s 99% dust free litter for the same reason. Like, literally just got it so I can’t say if it works yet, but it’s one that’s highly recommended.

So… how do I get all the music I own back on my iPhone? I’ve never subbed to Apple music. These are albums I own on CD that used to be on my phone and suddenly aren’t.

Favorite Old-Fashioned Gingerbread This gingerbread is easy to make (mixing up in just 10 minutes) and will remind you of Grandma's gingerbread recipe. It's moist, soft, and lightly spiced.

Gingerbread! It’s my favourite holiday dessert.

www.allrecipes.com/recipe/7322/...

My friend’s husband wirks nights, and she told me that with one of their old kitties, he would come home most mornings to carnage. Thankfully for her, he cleaned up before he went to bed.

Holy moly, what a nasty piece of work. They are literally just scrolling through everything and leaving mean, snide comments on as many posts as possible.

I am exceedingly grateful none of my cats have ever brought me dead things. I don’t think I would handle it well.

Please!!!

If someone said some terrible thing that you want to discuss on your own timeline, just start the conversation there, framed for discussion.

If you can't do that without the screencap or the post to mock, maybe it wasn't a super important thought that needs sharing!

An orange cat is looking at the camera, his head tilted slightly to the right. His expression is adorably blank. The caption reads, “Classic Jorts.”

I must not dunk.
Dunks are the time-killer
Dunks are the little stress that bring on social alienation
I will ignore bad takes
I will allow them to pass, or block them
And when they are off my feed I will read things that matter
And where the takes have gone there will be nothing
Only I will remain

Thankgiving prep, pt 2: Sausage, apple, cranberry stuffing is put together and in a casserole. Pecan and apple pies are in progress.

It trips me up every time I remember that was December 2019, aka the very end of the Before Times. COVID is such a dividing line of time that anything pre-COVID feels like the distant past—but this was barely pre-COVID.

Be nice to Rollie!!

I am so glad you walked out. It’s scary to do, but not as scary as staying in a situation lime that.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I saw your description and knew what day you meant without reading further. That was A Day.

Pets with Rolly!!

I read this as, “…now that I have the rotary slicer, it’s a lot safer than WHEN I WAS DOING IT with the mini blow torch” and I was immediately intrigued by the idea of slicing cucumber with a blow torch.

In other news, I am definitely having an ADHD night.

😂 I also hot glued it to one if those round brush curlers when I was like… 7 or 8.

Have I ever told you about the time I set my hair on fire?

Day 1 of Thanksgiving prep: done! I made and froze my rolls (as dough). I also made bread for eating and bread for my stuffing. And I measured out the dry ingredients for the two dishes I’m bringing. Oh, and made pie crust and got it in the fridge.

Close-up of a tabby and white cat. She is leaning against the photographer with a smile on her face and half closed green eyes.

Profile of a tabby and white cat. She is alert, looking off to the right. Her one green eye showing is bright and wide open.

Pic from behind a tabby and white cat. She is half-turned, looking over her shoulder at the camera. From this angle, you can see that the grey markings on her lower back form the shape of a heart.

My Cassie is a little snuggle bug with beautiful eyes and a heart on her back.

Does Sandal *really* want to be held up like Simba, Dave? 🤨