Super Smash Bros. contains a sneaky "delayed action" anti-piracy measure to lull the illegitimate user into a false sense of security. The game will be normal the first 68 times it is launched. Starting with the 69th time, however, every selected character will turn into Mario.

I have to move to philly

i love me friends:)

I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face. -Andre the Giant

1995

[YTP] Better Call Saul Youtube Clips YouTube video by Magdalene

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Chocolate on my Crotch (Pnut Budder Baby) Stream Chocolate on my Crotch (Pnut Budder Baby) by paxtonLancaster on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

a monument to the human condition

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He proposes releasing some ICE prisoners to labor on farms where the employers will “own them” and be responsible for them.

Historians have spent decades meticulously proving the straight line between slavery and modern capitalism’s concept of the laborer—or we could just let them say it.

far worse, I made pnut butter baby

if that’s your girl why is she turning my runes into strength

This went by pretty fast! I'm still in the mood for more. Anyways, Terra is a badass, and her design is fantastic. Great character, great game.

#terra #ff6 #finalfantasy6 #ffvi #terrabranford #ティナブランフォード

liberals actually think owning a dog is a virtue and not further evidence of sociopathy

commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima"

MY GRANDCHILDREN: nana we've been thinking

ME: [rocking in my futuristic wheelchair] we have a baby blanket at home

GRANDCHILDREN: we've been thinking of sending you to an off-world facility

ME: [i hold up what i'm knitting] the baby blanket at home

Season 2 Episode 15 - Frame 3028 out of 5292

Season 2 Episode 15 - Frame 3028 out of 5292

Can You Beat Dark Souls Without Getting Any Pussy Like At All?

i combined sticks and stones and words together into the ultimate weapon

One of my favorite bits is also impossible to actually quote

Agent 47 stands in front of a freezer (in Hokkaido). A UI prompt from Animal Crossing shows, "A freezer... Should I change?" Two options are available. "Get changed." (selected by the cursor) "Don't change."

US President Lyndon B. Johnson owned an Amphicar. Johnson, a known practical joker, was said to enjoy frightening visitors at his Johnson City, Texas, ranch by driving them downhill in his Amphicar, directly into his property's lake, all the while shouting that he had malfunctioning brakes.[17][18]