my biggest regret in life is not keeping my old aim account active bc i would KILL to get into my old myspace, tumblr, and youtube accts

this might be super niche but did anyone else play yoville in the early facebook days😭 that was my shittt😂

can we talk about how google is not what it used to be… i used to be able to look anything up and get a TON of *relevant* links. any/EVERY blog post or website that had the words in my search would pop up…. now? it’s the most irrelevant bs. i miss the old world wide web. idk wtf we have now😢

outbacks kookaburra wings go so hard likeeeee i NEED the recipe

Life hack: trade your car in😂😂 i haven’t done this to vouch for it, & this was yearsssss ago, but someone told me they owed a bunch to ezpass & since it’s connected to your tags, when they got a new car the old fees didn’t transfer to their new vehicle… it just went poof ig🤷🏽‍♀️😂

i hope that hitman gets away safely lmaoo. now, if he can go after jeff, elon, and whoever the fuck runs ezpass, they’ll be a true hero.

every day I understand a little more why Arya Stark kept that list

I Actuallly Usedd Tew Typee Lykee Dhis xD

😭😭

I Used To Type Like Thiss, so now i overcompensate by typing like this

i didnt have reception at my last job and one of the only songs actually downloaded on my phone was buss it baby, so i had it on repeat while i cleaned at the end of my shift😭

let me preface this by saying i NEVER use apple music, but my man asked me to show him my replay for the year…… why was plies in my top 5 and now he cant stop telling everyone😂😂😂😂

no one in my family believed her when she said she would move if *he* won the election😂

my aunt is moving out the country on january 19th and i just love that for her. talk about standing on business lol

there is no hell like the grocery store during the week of thanksgiving

my heart is warm. you’re the first person i’ve spoke to in months that didn’t think i was a stupid nasty bitch for liking coconut 💙

i hate when i’m trying to enjoy a good scroll & some bitch i can’t stand pops up in “suggested for you” cuz now i’m worked up & have half a mind to unblock this girl number so i can tell her abt herself😂😂

It’s yours

this coconut curry i had the other day🥵

more for me🙂‍↕️ fresh coconut, coconut shrimp, coconut ice cream, piña coladas, almond joys, german chocolate cake, gimme all of it!!!

i swear its just wannabe influencers posting rage bait 😭

Every time 😭

you’re better off. it’s tooooo depressing

SINGING!
All I would do is sing I swear cause I spend all day trying not to hurt ppl’s ears

how do they expect this app to pop off if theyre still on that one🙄🙄

nah idc threads is so asss

no fr all i been seeing is dumb stuff like “quote with your fav selfie” or those threads with 50 questions😭

a woman in a purple shirt and black jacket is dancing ALT: a woman in a purple shirt and black jacket is dancing

10 years later, whenever someone says “i dont understand” i still start singing “i dont understand bitch i dont understand” 😂

i finally downloaded my twitter archive so i can deactivate and omfg….. i cannot believe some of the stuff i was posting in 2010 at the ripe age of 12😂

same! i don’t care for anyone else, i would hate to be stuck on a mountain with them

excited for #survivor tonight, and prettty sure i got this win in the bag