Young red chokeberry (Aronia arbutifolia) flower buds, small pinkish-whitish buds still closed tight, in many small clusters.

Love this stuff.

The Bad Website Club is Running a Free Responsive Web Design Bootcamp Based on freeCodeCamp Hi everyone! We (Jess, Carmen, and Eda) are excited to announce the next installation of our free and online bootcamp. We support learners as they work their way through the freeCodeCamp Responsive We

I like the web and I like people learning new things.

So we're running a free 10 week web development bootcamp online, starting April 24th.

📍Free and not selling/pushing anything
📍Livestreamed lessons with Q&A
📍Expert guest speakers
📍Chill vibes
📍Kind learner community

"Software is free as in puppies. It will pee in your bedroom and eat your furniture. The weight of every line of code is real. We will need to maintain it. We will need to port it. It goes into the context window. Someone will get paged at 2 a.m. unexpectedly." ― @industrialempathy.com

On the Internet no one knows you're a dog but they can keep receipts, just in case.

To the bone.

(Me, frustrated that my chicken won't stop clucking after laying an egg): That's an oeuf outta you!

When movies were shot on physical film, the film was measured in feet.

This is why any recorded thing is now called ‘footage.'

Trump casts Florida mail ballot as he pushes Congress to severely limit that voting option President Donald Trump has cast another mail ballot in Florida as he continues to publicly bash the voting method as a source of fraud and push Congress to curtail the practice.

President Trump just voted by mail in Florida’s special election - even as he continues to call vote-by-mail fraudulent and attack the voting rights of millions with the SAVE America Act.

We're running a user study, maybe you can help!

We're studying the effect of new ways to show code diffs to programmers, and looking for participants for a 1-1.5hr virtual user study. In the study you will be shown several diffs and asked questions about them.

A table with header title "Out of Scope" and a list below it whose first item is "Items not in scope".

Ah, that clears things up.

making a metal horse just to name it RoboClop

Remove a letter from a phrase and make it confusing:

Needles to say...

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

Good software engineers are also good project managers.

"4096 tokens ought to be enough for anybody."

- Bill Gates, probably

Really tooting your own horn here, Amy.

I'm admittedly late to the party, so forgive my ignorance: where can I learn more about what you've been building?

The Gen X urge to always feel like somebody's watching me

Read a book on the subject, gawd! There is plenty of cliterature out there.

(Trying to translate phrases in French class)

Teacher: If you see something...

Me: C'est sum-sing!

Me, after the gym: I have exercised my demons.

You win. Pat yourself on the back.

Pat-hetic

Not very Pat-triotic of you.

THE DEMOCRATS NEED TO DEMAND THAT DHS STOP THROWING MONEY AWAY INCARCERATING PEOPLE AND ICE SELLS ALL ITS WAREHOUSES TO RAISE FUNDS FOR HEALTHCARE SUBSIDIES

ALL CAPS

FUCK THIS TORTUROUS INVESTMENT IN TORTURE AND DEATH

INVEST IN CARING

Me: I've got an insect on my face?
You: I said you've got a Bugonia.

if Deming was an orc

I would never fall off that wagon.

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