I fell asleep at the beginning of the third on Sunday, and I don’t want to make that mistake again. #Bruins

Celtics played some Mr Magoo ball tonight.

Geekie from the logo! #Bruins

That’s a bullshit T

It somehow seems wrong for Boston to crush the 76ers on Patriots Day weekend, but I’m here for it.

And it was wonderful

“We’re not gonna listen to the Pope anymore…we’re gonna listen to Sam Jackson in Pulp Fiction.”

-Charles Barkley

New York chanting we want Boston because it’s a gap year.

I’m sitting at the end of an empty row at a dance competition and a dude with a newborn and a woman who I’m guessing is the dude’s mom sit right next to me without leaving an empty gap seat…truly psycho behavior.

I miss the days when “X” was a kind of movie, Snapchat was how they communicated in Westside Story, and an Instagram was a drug dealer who delivered.

Same energy…

Happy 82nd Game Day to those who celebrate.

They misspelled Trash on the posters…so I “fixed” it.

Baylor Scheierman tonight…

#Celtics

The Celtics have more weapons than Arnold Schwarzenegger when he stormed that island and killed an entire army to save his daughter Alyssa Milano.

JT has returned to MSG…let’s get it! #Celtics #Knicks

Michigan’s road to this championship game had more blowouts than the Gotti Boys.

You can’t spell Jesus without sus.

You better believe that I dropped an NBA Jam style BOOMSHAKALAKA on that Ball fast break dunk.

The G spot…it’s clit or miss.

For some of us, a Venn Diagram of the “Dad/Mom, what were you like in the 90s” and that “Teenage Dirtbag” trend from a few years back, would be a perfect circle.

Dropping 50+ at 19 is WILD!

It’s Opening Day at Fenway after a 1-5 start and they choose to play some Dire Straits…chef’s kiss.

This the the moment when it was all over for Stephen.

@whmpodcast.bsky.social

#TheDeparted

April Fool’s Day is over…it’s now safe again to believe everything you see and read on the internet.

These kids in the Final Four have no idea how easy they have it.

Just wait until they are knocking on the door of being 50, playing in an over 30 rec league, and have to play their semifinals and finals game on the same night.

Two careless turnovers in the last 1:20 that led to two HUGE threes.

Duke? More like Dookie.

You think that those Duke fans who bought tickets to the wrong game for a second time in a row are now okay with it? #MarchMadness #EliteEight

This Wiggy and Mego beef is quickly rivaling some of the best beefs on the North Shore.