It's a work in progress

Apparently, when you try to exit the game of life early, the devs make you jump thru a ton of hoops just to restore your save file.

Hentai had gone too far.

Slap my ass and call me Sally.

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Great. As you can tell.

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Some people eat their feelings away. I usually fuck my feelings away. But I'm trying to do this the healthy way.

Someone purloined your polyhedron?

Table Top Role Playing Game

It's printed on that old paper with the holes on the side

Yeah I have to experience it thru historical documents

Have you ever had a friend relate their sex life to you and it just makes you irrationally angry that they're getting laid and you're not? I don't think I've ever been jealous like this before.

Back when bell bottoms were considered cool the first time

It's a hard knock life

They keep the scurvy away.

Kinky

Oh that's right it's the fruit of the future

Cheese and pineapple

Mmm mushy mango

Oh way back in the 1900s

Why does this feel racist?

They loyal to the dolla

Can I hold it while you pee? (Your wallet of course)

Too true that

Ah Lorsh, never could keep a wife that one.

Always choose brazilian. More pain

I only have present and not.

What would you be doing right now if it were the 1600s? Me, Comfy on the stake waiting for them to light the pyre.

I just need a cuddle buddy. Netflix and cuddle.

I have a small collection of 11 mm sockets that have been left at my house by workers (that I stole from their bags)