can they do the opposite for people who are strictly looking to have a good time and not make any improvements at all?

All you have to do to get a conservative to show you they’re actual true beliefs about pedophilia is sign them up for an account to comment on @nypost.com stories

right wing media just straight up calling its audience stupid and they’re all cheering

@zzbenz.bsky.social you scooped the New York post by like 3 whole days

this is what’s known as a silver lining

Oh I thought you meant is the site down, I haven’t tried to log in

It’s working for me

Grocery store just played 2 songs in a row from the space jam soundtrack followed by ants marching

i know it's a big ask

last MSG run some guy ate it coming down the stairs and fell right into the back my buddy's knee and toppled him over, people need to be aware of their surroundings and act accordingly

I need someone to make Trey understand that it’s ok to let something dissolve into chaos and just end

when they abruptly dropped back into Carini

🥵🥵

hollandaized and confused

Zero effort meme so imagine I photoshopped in Trey’s face

“For you, the last 3 minutes of a Most Events Aren’t Planned jam would be the most important musical accomplishment of your career. But for us.. it was Friday”

tfw you've had difficult conversations with your family and your team but those conversations were positive and productive

When they simulate the normal CK5 touring light rig at the sphere

it’s so satisfying when you catch them

LinkedIn dorks seething and coping and writing 5000 word treatises about how this only pushes them to work even harder

"oh my god i'm gonna cum"

Oh if you go viral here you get a ton of new followers and a ton of blocks

I didn’t see it but I hope you deleted because the praise was too universal and thunderous

Resist its siren’s call! Have two small sandwiches instead!

I’m gonna take a wild guess that this guy is constantly finding himself in situations where “the mushrooms” made him act like an asshole

good on this guy for apologizing but jfc

it's too big, you can't close it, stuff is falling out everywhere, i'm making a huge mess, i can't cut it with a plastic knife, just a big unforced error

got a big sandwich from the deli near work that does big sandwiches and I immediately regret it

Saudi ownership or not, is there a market for this? Are there people clamoring to spend $250 for the console plus $80 per game for games from the early 90s?

I’d be happy to let them stay but they’re digging under my pool and deck