It’s messed up, there’s simply no precedent for you appearing in a Tenacious D project

Centennial Time Capsule - Central Library YouTube video by LA Public Library

Check out @lapubliclibrary.bsky.social cracking a hundred year old time capsule for #NationalLibraryWeek!

We’re fighting for a student loan debt forgiveness program for Pell Grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities

Blazers close to within two at the start of the second half, and I’m just going to take this full commercial break to enjoy that score while it lasts #RCOTA

All this time I had no idea I was halfway to being a librarian

You're a fucking criminal and you deserve to go where you're going and I'm gonna take you there and if I hear any more shit outta you I'm gonna fucking bust your head and I'll put you back in that fucking hole and I'm gonna stick your head in the fucking toilet bowl and I'm gonna make it stay there.

My internal “He seems like a piece of shit” detector remains undefeated

This is as irritating as when ordinary people started saying Russia had “kompromat” on Trump or Lindsey Graham or whoever. Put the down the fucking le Carré and just say “dirt.”

So they’re declining to impeach because they’d rather focus on corruption. Amazing stuff.

Honestly, build half of this thing and let it stand behind scaffolding for all time as a reminder not to elect dipshits

Gotta say I’m pretty curious about some of the guys in that fourth slide

Maybe your readers should try canceling subscriptions to right wing propaganda rags owned by billionaires

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Is anybody keeping a list of all the shit we have to undo once this hump is finally gone

I’ll take Cinnamon Harvest and the points

Of course they don’t, which is why shows like The Office and Grey’s Anatomy have so famously flopped on streaming platforms

All in all, though, I’d say it was a pretty good visit

Trusted TV personality Kent Brockman from The Simpsons volunteering to help giant ants from space round up humans to toil in their underground sugar caves

I pulled a series of scrabble tiles out of a bag and eventually some of them spelled out “war bad” so I’m right there with you

Brimpostor Syndrome

If you’re a trans person, just know that the big dumb assholes trying to ruin your life are in the minority and they are going to lose. Please stay as strong as you can for as long as you can…sooner or later, these people always lose.

Laugh all you want, but the real reason America is collapsing is that we never had the president’s signature on our currency before

Like, are you telling me that *not one* of these guys has a Ziploc baggie of Goldfish stashed in one of those pockets?

What I can’t get over is how they clearly work in their own clothes, rather than have a uniform provided for them. It wouldn’t surprise me if ICE only gives them the little harnesses, and each thug has to fill it up with whatever toys he’s already got at home.

I strongly believe that many of our biggest problems have uncomplicated solutions if we just stop paying people to create the problems in the first place, and I don’t know whether that makes me an optimist or a pessimist

It’s enough to make you wonder whether kneecapping green energy in favor of subsidizing a problematic and dwindling supply of fossil fuel benefits any particular group or class of people in some way

Screencap of an excerpt from Gene Shalit’s Wikipedia page that reads “Shalit announced that he would leave The Today Show after 40 years, effective November 11, 2010. He was quoted as saying ‘It's enough already,’ about his retirement.”

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