I just think those straight girls you’re friends with shouldn’t be in your Grindr photos.

I’ve come to the snap decision I need to marry a hot pastry chef who’s good with HIS hands and works for billionaires. Do you know anyone like that? I thought I’d start with my close circles before putting out a public call.

There’s a theory going around that he exists in a quantum-kineographic state; only while being filmed does he exist.

He apparently just appears on casting lists and nobody knows how he got there or where he goes in between.

Nobody actually knows who Jeremy Renner is.

Tops who don’t eat ass need to get with the picture!

Do you ever take your case off your phone and let it be naked for a bit?

Anybody have any contacts in #enby mafia? I have a body whose gender needs non-conforming, if you get my drift. 👀

Am I the first to notice that the body keeps the score?

Should I start posting nudes? Is this the sort of person I wanna be?

The flesh putrefies, the machine rusts, the divine corrupts. And so rot reigns supreme. The rot consumes us all.

I may not be the himbo meat head I wish I was, but like, I need to remind myself that I am literally hotter and more muscular than I’ve ever been in my entire life and that’s not nothing.

Like, guys message ME on Grindr wanting to hookup, and that’s not nothing. #Muscle #Gay #Bodybuilding #Growth

Selfie cause I forgot this app existed

Feeling absolutely powerful as I send in my letter of resignation for my stupid job that I hate!

Accepting praise in the form of cash gifts and physical worship for my hashtag #transformation this holiday season. #Muscle #Bodybuilding #Gay

I went to a party last night dressed like this and realised quickly I was way over dressed. Also, I need a haircut. #gay #muscle #Barba

Can we all just get around how hot it is to send videos of yourself to your friends?? It’s 2025, people. Accept that you’re hot!

#TheSubstance

What do we think? Any thoughts? At all? #Gay #Muscle

I am just so fucking gay when it comes down to it.

Question for the crowd: Do you think it’s ontologically possible for a twink to be pure of heart?

Eating big to get big!! The goal is MUSCLE, people! Muscle!! #Muscle

Genuinely stunning work.

Nothing more humiliating than being shadow banned on #Tumblr

Sometimes you get talking to a boy and he really makes you feel some kind of way.

The universal experience of #Grindr is when you’re at your most horny is when people least want to play. #gay

When I bought weed gummies I kinda assumed they wouldn’t smell quite so strongly of weed.

Not to brag, but my dealer gives off “dealer” energy.

Looking at this and realising just how fucking puny I am! I want to be a big beefy #muscle boy. Still so far to go!

Hot take: I really fucking hate my job.