I really like the direction that the #sharkasasWomen’sPrisonMassacre prison is taking with their uniforms. Bodes well. #BMovie

Almost thirty years after its release, I’m finally getting around to watching #faceOff

Cool cool cool. More ads. Just as the were getting our werewolf Duolingo on.

#frightClub #saturdayNightScares

I’m so happy that I’m already on my second run of ads tonight

#scareMe #frightClub

You are on reserve battery.
Story of my life

#frightClub

Influencer down!

#FrightClub
No big loss

Why would you even think about calling the cops with the headcount this low?

#FrightClub

Love that it was her first reaction.

#FrightClub

That was fifteen minutes ago. He’s over it.

#FrightClub

Let’s assume it’s either porn or #santaJaws / #FrightClub

This is an interesting assortment of top hashtags we’re trending amongst!

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I felt the draw too. It’s like close encounters. But with a shark. Santa.

Apparently, it’s because we all suck.

#FrightClub

Just putting my toe in the water as grandpa got gobbled by a red-eyed shark. Am I missing anything important?

#FrightClub

Well, it would still have solved a problem.

I wish the cop would just say,”well. Did you give him rice porridge?”

#frightClub

I wish the cop would just say,”well. Did you give him rice porridge?”

Love to!

But he eats all the cookies.

Dad is failing wood chopping 101.
Badly.

#frightClub

And throwing a party in his barn.

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Took no time!

Perfect opportunity for natural selection avoided. Shoot.

#frightClub

First time here too.

Sorry to hear this. Losing parents is tough. All the best to you and your family from all of us at #frightClub

Well. There it is.
Enjoy your evening #frightClub!

And don’t … uh, be an asshole like Crane. I guess.

I’m dead.

I feel like I must have blinked and missed it.

#frightClub

Around here Hallmark is a strange cultural phenomenon. Kansas City loves its own.

#frightClub

Mr. Crane, the box. You opened it. And we came.

#frightClub