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Good night, Mutants! It's been a fun ride ... The Drive-In Will Never Die!
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Been a long run. So many good memories of hanging with you all through the years. If you see me in person, always feel free to poke (not in the eyes!). Love you all and goodnight, #MutantFam

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I guess now we know what happened to Norm Macdonald's joke book

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Darcy there are no bad Joe Bob jokes...just ones we aren't drunk enough for ;D

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What I'd rather be doing instead of listening to fucking Mammy in 2026

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Between specials, y'all can read Eccentric Orbits: The Iridium Story. Darn fine piece of journalistic research.

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Music n score is so so in this film. I mean, it's no Johnny Hallyday

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back in my day...(doing me best Groucho)
All those pictures would be courtesy of the Sears catalog (and the occasional JC Penny nightwear section)

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oh shit!! He gonna eat people now!!

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Everyone enjoying this portion of the Aaron Spelling Prime time drama?

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Man, this remake of Bowfinger sure got weird...

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This is the weirdest Grey Popuon commericailll...

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omfg...he does run like the kid from Weapons

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Some call it pleasure...some call it pain.... some call it nutella big mac mealllllll.

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OMG...he's going to kill her with the beer of champagne! (if ya know, ya know...and sorry if ya do #MillerShitsIzReal

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Once broke an interview because of TLDI. The director talked about his start and mentioned Felissa Rose being a close friend and I blurted 'Mangled Dicks'. 15 minute interview and 45 minute apology 🙃

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#mutantfam #thelastdrivein #thelasthorrorfilm He runs like the Weapon's kids

and these giggling girls!

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So gaslighting been a thing for decades, eh?

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Any clergy who thinks horror movie violence never read their holy book too closely. 200 foreskins? I mean...would you say that is a plethora of foreskins?

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Hey, look, kids! It's Rocky motherfucking Rococo making movies!

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Anyone feeling sorry for the mom--just remember, the population with the highest % of STD is....senior citizens. The moment that door close behind him... Momma be getitn' some

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Hmmm.....5 minutes of exposition or...breasts. One never knows how to start a movie...

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if ya want to see my nipples...check out our last anthology: Music's Over

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awww fux...now I have Come on Eileen in my head...

Yeah...I was hoping they'd leave it the TLDI's clip for the last show. But after years of being PR...i'm taking a hard pass on anything not TLDI for Shudder

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Stern door keeper?! Do you mean Eli Roth? (he used to, iirc, be on set for Private Parts and was outside of Stern's trailer..)

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(and anyone reading/watching) ever want us to review your movie, shoot us the link/dvd/betamax. Love to have it for Streamin' Demons and interview the shit out of you for Kraken

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How many films did I review that were done with fucking cellphones? (And I mean theatrical). Have a dream...get some friends with similar dreams...rest is just fuckery.

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Awwww shit...he about gonna make us cry now...

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