Things that it is permissible to deadname:

- The Department of Defense
- Twitter

First day on earth for everyone at the Oxford Centre Sbux today

MS Forms making me regret my life choices

“Who is best situated to absorb challenges” is a question we don’t ask enough

If you’re taking kids’ phones it’s time to bring back the pay phones. Schools aren’t safe enough—life is not predictable enough—for total incommunicado

It troubles me that there’s no one who could be on that list who’d really surprise me much.

The Clinical History of 'Moron,' 'Idiot,' and 'Imbecile' The words have a less-than-savory past

How bout the left stops using the word “moron” already

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On Labor Day, all I can ever think is: ok labor movement, now try for a 20h week! Is there an amount of weekend that is enough? There is not, but let’s push it and see what happens

It was too much to hope

What if you were less of a dick in traffic

Lol at courts that think literally anything is “unambiguous on its face”

Please, god, please, don’t let me be normal!
—The Fantasticks

Learn how to accept a compliment before you turn 50 challenge

Perfect is the enemy of the good. -Voltaire, probably

BUT WHAT IF YOU READ BEFORE RESPONDING

“No, not like that!”

Bad things happen to you when people kiss your ass all the time

Sir THAT is too much cologne for a city block

Sir that’s an awful lot of cologne for one elevator

Now feels like a good time to remind you that RZA made a really lovely meditation recording

Just agreed with several points made online by someone I remember as a college nemesisish? Please excuse me I’ll be in seclusion in the west wing

48 and it’s pretty solidly BOTH for me

How many times a day do you curse under your breath and how old are you I want to see something

Ed Sheeran in the dentist’s office plz just sedate me

Your centrism is boring

Be careful what you get good at, because you will be doing it foreverever

The ending of Too Much was absolutely unacceptable

I will bet you a zillion dollars it is more than 5.6%

It doesn’t matter and there are still worse things about them but it has to be said: the Goodreads rebrand is terrible