Hello, Ma? It's me. Guess where I am? In the back of a limo. No, nobody died. / S03E19 The Limo

In the #Seinfeld episode "The Deal" (Season 2, Episode 13), Jerry gave Elaine a birthday present. Do you recall what the present was? Bonus: what did Kramer and George get Elaine for her birthday?

You black out lane-lines one and three, and a four-lane highway becomes a two-lane comfort cruise. / S08E16 The Pothole

Now s3x, I like the bottom. Let them do all the work. You should be writing this stuff down... / S04E23 The Pilot (Part 1)

Seinfeldism: "He's not bald. He's balding" ~ When Elaine attempted to convince her friend Cynthia to date George, this was how she described George's hair situation, although Elaine did concede that George would someday be bald. (S03E16 The Fix-Up) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…

(thinking...) Just a salad? Just a salad? Just a salad? / S07E04 The Wink

Hello. And welcome to Movie Phone. Brought to you by The New York Times and HOT 97 / S07E08 The Pool Guy

Kramerica Industries. Oh, hi, Mark. No no no. Forget that. I got a better idea. A pizza place where you make your own pie... / S01E04 Male Unbonding

Medium crab bisque... / S07E06 The Soup Nazi

This isn't for a person. It's for Biosphere 3. / S07E11 The Rye

Near the end of the panel, an audience member asked a question some definitely had on their mind: Will “Seinfeld” ever get a reunion? “No,” David replied without missing a beat. #Seinfeld

During a panel at the L.A. Times Festival of Books at USC's Bovard Auditorium, Larry David was asked about the controversial ending of “Seinfeld.” The ending was polarizing among fans when it was released, but David said, “After a recent rewatch,” he thought the ending was “pretty good.” #Seinfeld

Near the end of the panel, an audience member asked a question some definitely had on their mind: Will “Seinfeld” ever get a reunion? “No,” David replied without missing a beat.

Cynthia: He was uncomfortable because it was our first time so he felt he would perform better if we did it in the kitchen. He said the kitchen is always the most sociable room in the house. / S03E16 The Fix-Up

I'm sorry, Kramer. Those records are permanently sealed... / S06E04 The Chinese Woman

Tonight you in for a real treat. Poppie himself will personally prepare your dinner. #Seinfeld #Poppie

Sorry pal. Wish I could help you out. / S05E18 The Raincoats (Part 1)

Seinfeldism: "Extra shot of hemoglobin" ~ Mel Sanger, the Bubble Boy's father, claimed his son laughed so hard when he saw Jerry on teleivison they had to give him an extra shot of hemoglobin. (S04E07 The Bubble Boy) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism

Don't we have a deal with the pigeons? / S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

Marguerite MacIntyre known for her roles as Nicole Trager in Kyle XY and Elizabeth Forbes in The Vampire Diaries (2009–2017). Her first-ever acting role was as Miss Rhode Island in the 1994 Seinfeld episode "The Chaperone." #Seinfeld #TheChaperone

Rava: There are no small coincidences and big coincidences! Elaine: No, there are degrees of coincidences. / S02E06 The Statue

Serenity now! Serenity now! / S09E03 The Serenity Now

David, I think we've got to talk. / S06E23 The Face Painter

What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men. / S07E01 The Engagement

It's not Suz, alright? It's Susie! My name is Susie. / S08E15 The Susie

Dean Jones: As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is nothing more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken. Kramer: And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken. / S09E02 The Voice

Do women know about shrinkage? #Seinfeld #shrinkage

Take toilet paper for example. Do you realize that toilet paper has not changed in my lifetime? It's just paper on a cardboard roll, that's it. / S06E23 The Face Painter

The Kramer name might live on! Noreen's late! She's late! / S06E04 The Chinese Woman

It's so great to see a show that's about something. / S09E13 The Cartoon