Elmer Food

It's cool that China made a pointless robot that can run marathons. I think the existence of overpaid tech freaks lighting money on fire demonstrates a profound unity that bridges all political, ideological, & economic systems.

Buying a fucking stupid kettlebell so I can fling it around improperly in my dumb basement & do harm to my aged wreck of a body.

Olive! She's got a real closeup going on

She only requested one

This makes it look like she took a selfie

I couldn't make it this time but I will be eating a sandwich in spirit!

Given the director, the apocalyptic setting and all the white people wearing Hollywood working man carhartt chic I would bet on the fascism being through the roof.

Saw a trailer for the new Ridley Scott movie. Seems to be about a bunch of white people & some bad cgi bison in the apocalypse? Looks like shit.

Every few weeks the same dude with headphones shows up outside my house and dances on the corner for half an hour or so then disappears. He might be a ghost.

They will just completely ignore it next season too

Ah well. I guess that one male nurse gets to spend the next season in an El Salvadorian super prison.

It would be great if every season he had one less body part every time he came in and it was never explained.

That part I could handle. I don't know if I could handle spending my entire 4th of July being a swat team hero doctor? before then going in to work for 12 additional hours overnight. But then again I was never a marine.

Ah yes, that common item we all interact with on a daily basis.

Last episode of The Pitt they chopped this person open & then they just started shoving a bunch of shop towels into the wound and I was like hell I coulda done that.

Noriyoshi Ohrai painting of a scene of baroque abundance in the foreground, fruits, flowers, peacocks, a sculpture of a maiden clutchin an urn, etc. attended by a trio of cavorting skeletons pulling open the blue sky background as though it were a door to reveal a huge terrible futuristic gunship against a dark flaming sky

Friday in Tribulation Realm

Gotta be. Or he just got done using the litter box and is singing about it.

The part of Return of the Mack when he talks about returning as a Mack

Close shave

Sometimes my cat Sancho will get up from sleeping 10 hours straight, wander into the basement, and just holler mournfully for 15 minutes for seemingly no reason.
I get it, man.

Oh shit! I should have known!

video screenshot - POV of motorcycle rider sitting on bike. Subtitles say "This restaurant is rumored to have a huge amount of lunch"

Thank god. I don't want a kid with carbs.

At one point the sonogram tech labled something on the screen AFI.
I think that means the baby is emo or maybe a mall goth? I'm not a doctor so there is no way to be sure.

This is our daughter Face Hands. Say hi, Face Hands!

You know how in Galaxy Express or whatever Leiji Matsumoto always drew most of his characters all tall & ethereal & lithe but he would always include one little rolly polly dude with fish lips and black dots for eyes?

I won't be commenting on the Lauren Bezos puff piece thing because it's wrong to make fun of someones appearance.

I've been organizing my dresser for 2 hours. Found some cash in there. Got all my band shirts folder graphic side out. Good shit.

My god. He is so comfortable.