Racine County stays ready

A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast

Elected Dems: we are very upset, someone must do something about his

Jodie Foster: that don't impress me much

Teeet from 1/30/20 that reads: fly me to the moon let me kick its fucking ass let me show it what I learned in my moon jujitsu class

I sing this aloud to myself whenever I hear this song

In happier news, Trump has never looked worse.

It is putting Tony Dokoupil in physical pain to recite facts that are unfavorable about Trump. Do you even know how hard this is for him? Does anyone know how much pain Tony Dokoupil is in?

You give great compliment!

Today’s my birthday so we went to the game. When they won in the same manner as my life’s edict—full throated, chaotic and messy, full range of emotions only to come out on top due to luck and magic—I fell out if my seat in cosmic laughter. Thanks dudes for the present.

7th behind Racine Belles. In 8th is T-ball dads getting whacked in the nuts AFV compilation

1. Brewers
2. Red Sox
3. Rockford Peaches
4. Indians in Major League
5. the Field of Dreams guys

1. Brewers
2. Red Sox
3. Rockford Peaches
4. Indians in Major League
5. the Field of Dreams guys

The entire Oscars production team is on mushrooms and it’s fantastic.

Twas a spooky morning walking up to campus today.

This is a great haul

Herman Miller is the way.

Provasic looking ass

Billie Joe Armstrong looks like a lesbian gym teacher (complimentary)

Lion’s Tooth in Milwaukee. Women owned bookshop that also stocks zines and prints.

Welp, it’s over for anyone looking to email my dad

I love making new playlists for the upcoming semester. Like, I’m teaching them how to draw and paint, but I’m teaching them about the classic bangers from my music library.

Jetty, Jeffy

In order for my diarrhea hose to work everyone needs to use my diarrhea hose

Accountability is tyranny, what a hill for these jabrobis to be king

He’ll die in camera and we’ll have those gifs forever

Audacious magical thinking

I know this isn’t the time but there’s a lot going on with Ryan Seacrest’s new face

Workshopping a new fiber arts dating app swipe weft

Some Midwest news: my wife came home with $145 from pull tabs.

Today I am 18,530 days old, meaning I have crossed the Brimley/Cocoon line.

The girl who got grounded and had to tweet from the WiFi in the fridge