long and boring .

typical day at the office .

“ how are you ? ”

hello , hell .

a soft grin as fingers trailed in locks of fur, gentle scratches. lovingly looking down at his husband.

“ good morning, my darling. ”

he misses him ~

always.

/ sharing this here too so everyone knows the chokehold this show had on me this year

wraps his arms around him

yawns, stretches.

back cracks in three places.

fine

what?

and you want mcdonalds?

yes?

it is important.

why

he groaned into the microphone; of course the others had been found. he had to try new methods now.

“ I’m just doing my duties to make sure hell is protected. ”

a blatant lie.

thought what?

is that an offer?

I’ve been to mcdonalds

they’re comfortable.

of course.

I’m sure I could find someone if you REALLY wanted to see it.

I’m not lying ??

a cartoon character is hanging from a spider web with a heart in her hand . ALT: a cartoon character is hanging from a spider web with a heart in her hand .

"It's not an act!!

It's 𝑾𝒉𝒐 I need to be.

And this...

This is my 𝑬𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒑𝒆 ! "

I have??

interesting?

oh, I’m sure you’d love it if I were the pregnant one.

how is that relevant

“ fat chance ; like id step foot in that ratty ass place, ”

he sneered, zooming in on the camera. even if it was static, he was fearless.

… yes

I can always set up the mood lighting.