Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

excuse me but I seem to have accidentally been wearing an early prototype for the last 30 years

Time to crush that baby!

i say give the homophobic 6-week-old-baby his own op-ed column

Clem Fandango, 8 week old torbie kitten, sprawled and snoozin on L's chest

i think she's settling in just fine

i take issue with the idea that "people that don't have dogs" aren't part of the "those who don't" caregory. Rex's category doesn't specify WHY people don't eat dog treats. a person that doesn't eat dog treats because they don't have a dog is still a person that doesn't eat dog treats!

purple misriah shotgun, purple magnum, blue shield, blue implants, purple backpack, purple railgun mod, healing items, ammo, salvage, cash. all off a sponsored kit in perimeter!

did i mention my solo runs have been insane today? thx to the two heavily geared players who killed each other next to my mission objective!

then I tripped two claymores like an idiot and died, but still, the thief camaraderie was nice. I hope she took my stuff!

I am having great luck with solo queues today. Got the drop on a thief in a vent in dire marsh, considered taking her out, pinged friendly instead, and the two of us cleared out quarantine and shared the loot.

miso and baby clem are PALS

oh dear god

Age vs Techno Was Never a Fair Fight… This Brutal Set Proves Why YouTube video by The Last DJ Nick Hayes

Here it is for those curious

Columbo and Miso napping together on the couch together, butts together

good news! the other cats are still cute too.

post-run inventory with purple AR, purple railgun, blue shield, two blue valuables and a bunch of other junk

Worm Mom sponsored kit redeemed, thx to whoever opened the locked area under maintenance and then barely looted it

Worm Mom, I love you, but you have GOT to do something about this dogshit sponsored kit

i played a little bit of the game and liked the premise but got annoyed by the actual process of playing it. but the movie was great!

by walking pretty slow

Miso and Clem snoozing up against each other on a pile of blankets

I think these two are gonna get along just fine

that is not very snarkasaurus of him

Oregon's known wolf population grew by 13% overall and 79% in the western half of the state as canis lupus continued to spread in the Beaver State during 2025.

The minimum number of wolves in Oregon was 230 in 2025, up from 203 in the previous year and 178 in 2023: tinyurl.com/584vea5a

Miso, 1 year old orange and white cat, and Clem Fandango, 8 week old torbie cat, stand on my leg and sniff each others noses. Clem has her tail straight up in the air

Clem and Miso have given each other tentative approval

we finally got her to hold still

text message screenshot: Kash: "what's going on with the actual malice standard" Trump: "lmao don't worry about it babe" Kash: "okay ♥️" Kash: "yay ♥️"

I'm in possession of a Signal chat log between Kash Patel and Donald Trump, from shortly after the WSJ verdict was announced:

shes too busy to hold still for photos

we have perhaps made a very stupid decision. meet.... Clem Fandango!

no that never happened you must have imagined it

how dare you

cooper at approx 8 weeks

baby coop the day we brought him home

cooper and his bestest pal Miso

cooper and ethan

today is cooper's 4th birthday!! hes a wretched criminal and also the sweetest goodest boy around

autocorrect thinking that i typed the word "mind" by mistake and instead meant to type "ik IDK"

autocorrect thinking that i typed the word "assistance" by mistake and instead meant to type "idk lmma fr"

autocorrect thinking that i typed the word "wouldn't" by mistake and instead meant to type "IDK ik IDK I'ma"

what the fuck is my autocorrect doing rn

i liked it alright, made me wonder if kelsey grammer died