God this is so fucking cool

THIS is the kind of cyberpunk future bullshit I actually want

the genre of jury duty and company retreat is dudes rock

Love to promise things by EOD. Who can say when the day ends, really?

Cried 3 times today*:
- over Zoom to my boss
- over the phone to my boyfriend
- in person to the Jimmy John’s employee who told me they were out of bread

*so far, the night is young

imagine being the person who gets to read that post to Pope Leo
I would do ANYTHING to be that person

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS WEAK ON CRIME?

No for real. I want to know about crime at the Vatican. Sure, we know the church has a rich history of harboring criminals but what kind of crime be going down in Vatican City. They have a soccer team. Are there hooligans?

just want this for us

yes, I suspect a lot of people who are personally doing pretty well are also looking around themselves at other people they know struggling to find a new job or afford a house in the midst of incessant international Trump-generated chaos and going "shit, that could be me."

We Caught Up With the Viral Pacers Couple—Here’s What They’d Like the Internet to Know Meet Grace and Michael, the couple who became a meme Thursday night for their conversation caught on the Pacers’ broadcast. So, what were they talking about?

This is either the biggest dork shit ever or beautiful or both.

Amazing: the viral pacers bickering couple were actually yakking about uh the Ben Sasse podcast and hashing out ways to rejigger liberal arts education www.si.com/nba/pacers/v...

it came out too early and on a weird platform (freevee), but Sprung is an incredible pandemic era comedy

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

today is really not the day to add last minute meetings to my calendar, but it keeps happening

honestly lucky this is a light day

a sesame street character says three ah ah ah Alt: a sesame street character says three ah ah ah

Update so far

How many of my 6 meetings today will I miss? Already at 2. Someone make a bet on Kalshi

I don’t have an email job, I have a meetings-because-the-email-chain-didn’t-resolve-it job

and today my Zoom is not working

don't get the discord subpoenaed

A friendly reminder for this and all Supreme Court decision days

I have survived my 5 hours of back-to-back meetings and can now do some work.

no it’s been on my list forever, do I need to bump it up?

for over a year my bf and I have joked about these robots, this is my Super Bowl

Every advocate interviewed recommended abolishing the app entirely. As one put it, ATD is not about court compliance, it is about extending ICE's reach into immigrant communities under the cover of a humanitarian-sounding name.

Can’t overstate how happy I am that they got video of the food delivery robot actually crashing through this bus stop near me, somehow funnier than it just comically trying to shake off the glass after.

No babe, your silence is perfect, responses kinda scare me

Judge ends asylum claims for Liam Conejo Ramos and his family, orders family's removal The family’s lawyers plan to appeal the judge’s decision to deport the family to Ecuador.

Outrageous.

Stripping Liam Conejo Ramos and his family of asylum is beyond cruel and indefensible.

This decision must be overturned. Shame.

We got a DM the other day with a fun request from a local family:

Could we find this nice BART train operator who always waved and beeped at this special little rider?

And if we found him, could we deliver him a thank you card!? 

So we got to work …

It's cool how all the little terrors never stop.

Bless you, this a new one to me

Each time they spin-off Big Bang Theory, the fabric of reality rips a bit wider