Nice

Parenting skill problem

Now that subbing is a push of the button, publishers have a lot more slop to dredge

Coffee rings and all

GOOD NEWS. Signature sheets signed by @lairdbarron.bsky.social and @slimyswampghost.bsky.social (for the limited-edition hardcover of NOT A SPECK OF LIGHT) are en route to the vendor. From here, they'll tip the sheets into the books, finish production and send them back to us for distribution.

When I was submitting stories back in the late 80s, you had to print everything out and send through snail mail. Postage and printer ink costs added up fast.

Response time was usually between 70 and 90 days. Six months wasn't unheard of.

I’m Not Left Handed | Laird Barron Get more from Laird Barron on Patreon

www.patreon.com/posts/im-not...

Indeed: Fuck you, said David Lynch

Up late writing. Bad people running into worse...things. First time in a long, long time.

One of the greats

Nah man

😍

Clarence, I like you
I always have, always will

:(

If you don't see a tinfoil hat, you're the one wearing it

Post the best photo of your pet

BR was severely underrated

I wouldn't bother with a plot if I adapted a FS game. Just 90 minutes of an armored figure enduring mystifying horrible bullshit

Tom | Laird Barron Get more from Laird Barron on Patreon

www.patreon.com/posts/tom-15...

Just following orders

Drainage! Draaaaaainage!

Oh man! Oh God! Oh man! Oh God! Oh man! Oh God!

www.patreon.com/posts/imdugu...

Not a Speck of Light finished signature sheets.

Update on the NOT A SPECK OF LIGHT limited hardcovers: @slimyswampghost.bsky.social and @lairdbarron.bsky.social have both finished with the signature sheets. These will go back to our print vendor, who will finish producing the books. As soon as they hit our doorstep, we'll start shipping.

If I only could, I'd make a deal with God
Get him to swap our places

Call an ambulance...but not for me!

I am sorry to read this.

Gen Z is going to find out.

Three Bloody Anecdotes | Laird Barron Get more from Laird Barron on Patreon

www.patreon.com/posts/three-...

you're not beating the rap