This museum is owned by a writing friend’s uncle. Can’t wait to go

That extract is from @tetzoo.bsky.social’s fascinating book Hunting Monsters: Cryptozoology and the Reality Behind the Myths.

Amazing. Bluesky is clearly working.

Oh my

Thanks so much, James.

Was not expecting that last sentence.

Yay!

Thanks!

Thanks to the people pointing out it’s also on sale in Canada!

Thank you!

America! NOTES ON A DROWNING is 99c on ebook for a very limited time.

London and Tokyo. Two determined women unravel a scandal involving misogyny, conspiracy and murder. ‘A brilliantly-pacy page-turner with a deeply compassionate centre.’ - The Express. A Times thriller of 2025

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And the first rule of Write Club is that we DO talk about Write Club so please do share with anyone who you think might be interested. The event last year was wonderful and I’m sure this one will be too.

Delighted to be hosting this again. 7pm 12 May, Clockhouse Tavern, Peckham. Open mic night before a very supportive audience.

Bring anything: flash fiction, non-fiction, poetry, spoken word. All levels of experience and all types of people (and dogs) welcome.

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Happy Easter!

Also hats off to the waiter who kept a straight face while my friend’s daughter ordered placenta instead of polenta last night

Now, I don’t mind spiders in general, but a couple of weeks ago I found the biggest fuck off massive spider I’ve ever seen in the UK just outside our bedroom and I threw it outside. I realise now that it returned. FOR REVENGE.

(If you don’t like spiders, stop reading, and also sorry about the bit above)

Good morning. Last night my daughter, who was watching TV in bed with me, noticed that there were some tiny spiders in the bed. Cute. Then I realised that it was raining tiny spiders. Then I realised that there were tiny spiders all over the ceiling.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Cuntius the Vampire

I know. I'm considering just sticking some dragons in my usual nonsense and hoping that helps.

Woman happy with book

Amazing news from the publishing industry today as publishers and retailers commit to prioritising high-quality fiction by mid list authors over big names and ghost-written celebrity books!

No, it shoots immigrants

I want to hire a removal van, but also to show everyone I’m a true patriot.

Say no more, Sir. I have just the thing.

Brink’s-Mat. But KitKats.

Update: the scumbags are still sending emails in my name. I think it's a scam to try to get free content from audio people in order to train AI. If you've received a fake email, please report to gmail if you have a moment to try to get them to shut down the evil accounts. Thank you!

STEADY ON

Good advice.

Noted.

ha!