The chances of the asteroid that’s going to possibly hit in 2032 has doubled in probability in the last six months to 3%. If that trend continues it will be 100% by 2029.

Frank in Blue Velvet: Baby wants to fuck!

My S.O. Is a pastry chef and she’s trying out the chocolate PB date bars. I’m living the wonka dream

If Steve Winwood had a crappy keyboard…

@cobratate

This one time I got really baked and watched the original silent Nosferatu while listening to Rammstein live. I got freaked out and had to bail.

a lot of people are stressed about the next few years of our lives. It undoubtedly will get weird. Draw on your inner strength , do things that make you smile. Happy new year

Do us all a favor and unalive you worthless pos

rewatching Krampus. Toni Collette as a mom at the end of her rope. So familiar somehow.

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I love the the level of movie geek right here.

Scrooged 1988- when Bill Murray gets transported to the NYC sewers. It’s dank and cold, and Frank says “well this is nice, where are we Trump Tower? “.

Scrooged 1988- when Bill Murray gets transported to the NYC sewers. It’s dank and cold, and Frank says “well this is nice, where are we Trump Tower? “.

Our tree has a heavy peppermint vibe this year.

One of my favorite parts of the grinch is when he side eyes the fourth wall.

Die Hard is not only a Christmas Movie, it’s a a Hallmark Christmas movie. McLain flies across the country to battle adversity to be reunited with his estranged wife in time for Xmas. It also has a great score, so it’s a musical as well.

When I was about 10 or 11, I had a conversation with my very catholic mom about the immaculate conception. I said, “Joseph thought he got Mary pregnant and just went along with the story.” My mom was a bit horrified.

I don’t post or like at all on Xitter now. They probably have some AI scoop that classifies your personality.. . FU Eln.

doctor: it’s black lung disease

me: so goth lungs then

I would rather be on the street than be the the most powerful man in the world shitting his depends,

This…

Rachel Sennott is the QWAIN of thirst trap.

the feds are definitely gaslighting. I suspect it's a test of some sort, possibly amazon or spacex. It's easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission when it comes to new technologies.

I am familiar with the local aircraft as the hospital near us has a helipad. These objects were completely noiseless. I've previously heard the state police helicopters in whisper mode and this was not them.