Moving to Canada ✌️

Cory Booker is still at it

But also I’m in Canada and not the US so…win?

Does anyone have Canadian cable?!???

SOS HELP - I’m in Canada and can’t watch the Oscars

Broad Street is gonna be destroyed tonight

Tom Brady is…not good

Tom Brady looks like an undertaker

remembering two years ago when Elon tweeted “go Eagles!” and then deleted it when they lost

we finally did it boys. we got our own freedom fries 🥲

i hope the person who came up with puppy bowl never has to work another day in their life

Did Elon cut the budget for the Fox gfx department too?

How a Canadian scientist and a venomous lizard helped pave the way for Ozempic - National | Globalnews.ca In 1984, Dr. Daniel Drucker, an endocrinologist from the University of Toronto, discovered a hormone that helped pave the way for popular diabetes drugs such as Ozempic.

This is the most relevant article to NIH and research cuts I’ve seen.

Imagine if this was today , how many people would be saying “Why are we studying Gila Monsters and their impact on diabetes ? That’s wasted money !”

globalnews.ca/news/9793403...

What kind of name is Martian?

A trick for remembering people's names is to imagine what puns their surnames would make in the event that they commit a crime notorious enough to be covered in the New York Post.

Just asked my therapist for an emergency phone session tomorrow. How’s 2025 treating everyone else?

solomon grundy
born on a monday,
went viral on tuesday,
launched the grundycast on wednesday,
announced new crypto $grundycoin on thursday,
indicted for fraud on friday,

People sometimes make fun of science that sounds stupid and random.

Meanwhile, a study of lizard saliva turned into a peptide medication, which was turned into a diabetes medication, which was turned into a GLP1 weight loss drug, that just became the first therapy every approved for … sleep apnea

“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI

Ooh - let’s talk

Double spaced

Meh

I don’t like peanut butter either but I think I ate 20. So glad you liked them!

On the one hand I hate Bill Belichick. On the other hand I don’t care about unc football

I am so conflicted about this

Peanut Butter Miso Cookies - The Baker Chick If I love a recipe so much that I made it 4 times in a week, I take that as a sign it’s time to share it with you. These Peanut Butter Miso Cookies may be the best cookies I have ever had, and are def...

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Miso peanut butter I can’t even

Leave the Gun, Take the Fries

A PA paisano is the hottest hit man since Luca Brazzi, but the only fish this sexy psychopath sleeps with is the filet.

by Maureen Dowd

i had no idea that a guy informed by joe rogan and peter theil and lindyman would have completely incoherent politics and willing to kill over them