He is 8 years older than I am and I still feel like a weirdly proud mom? My tiny hockey boy

I guess you deserve the game winner when all your teeth have been smashed out

Ok now which player is about to kiss his secret boyfriend on the ice? I’ve been told this is how it goes.

Both of us are trying to watch this while trading time playing legos with our kid and it’s just a lot going on

This is legitimately the best hockey game I’ve ever watched

Ok but the fact that you said “older people” and then said “over 30” makes me very sad.

I mean it’s absolutely true because I feel 95, but it’s still sad.

I mean, absolutely go team USA but out asses should’ve been banned from the Olympics on account of our human rights denying regime

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

Somebody posted something on instagram that “mothers need to stand up and get angry and speak out” about the Epstein stuff and I cannot think of a group that needs to stand up and get angry more than men. Mothers and women are doing more than enough, thanks.

The best bowl game

WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THERE WAS A BASEBALL PLAYER NICKNAMED THE BIG DUMPER. I JUST SPIT MY WATER EVERYWHERE.

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this but of course I have to say this: don’t post photos of people’s insides on your social media. Just because it isn’t identifying doesn’t mean it’s right to do.

Omfg Always Sunny finale. This season was one of their best. Jesse Palmer asking “did you think it was her birth name?” had me rolling.

Not sure about this new Andrew Cuomo ad

Just finished the new episodes of Always Sunny and holy shit they’ve somehow still got it. “Frank is in a Coma” had me rolling.

Oh my god Amy 😂

Screenshot of scene from the old game Oregon Trail. There is a green graphic on a black background. The graphic is of an ox pulling a wagon and below it is says YOU HAVE LISTENED TO RFK Jr.

Hi I just caught up on the Handmaid’s Tale and please just give Bradley Whitford every fucking award in existence. A masterclass.

A true work of art

NYT spelling bee telling me that “palmar” isn’t a word

Horseshit.

A syringe with no numbers on it

Syringe Company CEO (probably):

“You know what would save a ton of money? No numbers at all!”

#anesthesia #medsky

NYT spelling bee showing the word “agonal” as not a word

My near-daily NYT Spelling Bee shame-post.

I say this for no reason because we can’t even get this right as we’re asking women to have more children

Hot take: If you have high chairs in your restaurant, you should have a changing station in your bathroom.

screenshot of what appears to be a tweet from jd vance saying "and another thing: i didn't kill the pope. please dont put in the newspaper that i killed the pope."

None of my pants fit postpartum but I also spend a few nights a week asking my husband if we should go to Dairy Queen and I can’t figure out what the problem is.