Digital graphite on toned paper background. A fluffy kitten face, tabby -like markings, large ears with pointy tufts on the ends, mouth wide open. Kitten has a third eye in their forehead and two curling horns. Around the drawing in a scratchy spooking lettering style are the words ‘Maybe it will happen today’ along with some strange glyphs and symbols.
Breaking news: The military will no longer permit service members to wear reading glasses, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said, rolling back what he described as “fruity Jew rules that only weakens our war-fighting capabilities.”
A gel mono print. A drawing of a Chicago-style hot dog in bright colors. Floating over the hot dog is a flatly rendered gold crown. There is an orange circle behind the dog, orange squiggly deals radiating from the right and left sides, a black double-lined border filled with blue around the whole thing, and a pale yellow background.
Two girls (1: pink skin, dark hair, blue shirt, bird wings. 2: yellow skin, orange hair, red shirt, demon wings) are grimacing while pulling each others' hair. Below mid torso each girl disappears into one pair of woman's legs wearing fishnet stockings and garters, each leg colored to match one of the girls. Against the light yellow background, printed in gray, are various figures looking on in concern as well as further depictions of violent interaction. Large grungy sans-serif text at top, middle and bottom reads: Destroy Your Enemy
A gel monoprint. Printed in black - A nude woman with dark hair In a 60s flip style, body in profile to the viewer is turning her head to look at the viewer and pointing an index finger at her chest in a questioning manner. Mid-bust, her body morphs into a large human hand, propped up on all its fingers somewhat like Thing from The Addams Family. To the right of her head is a human skull. Printed in red- lines and dots radiate from the skull, and below it in dramatic lettering is the phrase "Why did you kill me?" And at the bottom on either side of the thumb of the large hand the words "Why was I ever born?" The background is a mottled pale yellowish and traces or red from the edges of the gel plate are seen around the edges of the print.
A difficult image to write alt text for. This is a collage of wrestling images, pagers, and random Japanese text. The two largest figures are both masked wrestlers inverted from each other. One wears a full-body gold suit, the other has striped white and orange pants, orange boots and a mask and is shirtless. Stripey is in what almost looks like a running pose, but upside down. He's being grabbed from behind by Goldie who is mostly upright. Honestly even the original photo was confusing. There's a smaller image imposed among these two of one wrestler smashing another's face with a huge drop kick. Smaller masked and caped wrestlers stand in the top left and bottom right. The colors are hot pinks, acid greens, orange, and gold.
Just finished doing something I should have done ages ago, which was put my gel prints up in my shop. Maybe buy some or all of them whydoncha.
octophant.us/gel-prints
If you said this is just a direct lift from one of the band's album covers I would simply have to believe you
We all go to the Art Institute and hypnotize ourselves with A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte
It is impossible for me to think of Prince's 'Raspberry Beret' without immediately also thinking of Eddie Murphy's 'Buckwheat Toupee' which is why I try not to
As far as I'm aware the only place in pro sports it works even slightly like what you're after is the Green Bay Packers, who are publicly owned. But their players aren't guys from Green Bay. I like your idea but it would be too hard for the worst people to get/stay rich from.
They are there to make you too sad to do a crime
The offer is open to anyone who wants to rid themselves of the shame
Scene in the courtyard of a building. A samurai kneeling on a large white mat with a blade on a stand in front of him. Many other samurai are nearby watching. Screenshot from the movie Harakiri (1962).
If you are a public figure who claims to now regret your role in bringing the current administration to power there is exactly one way to convince me
Photograph of a sculpture against a grey backdrop. The sculpture is a small chicken-legged Baba Yaga hut standing on a mossy rock with red toadstools. The hut is dark purple with a green door, round in shape with a thatched roof and a little stovepipe coming out the top. A big yellow eye is in the middle of the top roof like a dormer window. Surrounding the hut on the rock are three white skulls on wooden posts .
A wee hut for your morning
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Baba Yaga's Swamp Shack
cosclay and watercolor and acrylic
(still scuttling around, looking for a forever home:)
Melissasuestanley.com/original-art
That tracks
There was goose news at Wrigley last year too
It’s a beautiful day at the ballpark and you are a horrible goose
A graphic for No Future, done in a hand colored Xerox collage punk rock flyer type style. Imagery includes a globe on fire, a TV with a swirling eye on the screen, abandoned buildings, tentacles, an upside down volkwagen beetle, a hand raising a middle finger and an old phone with the words NO FUTURE blasting out of the ear piece.
A giant eyeball radiating blue electrical charge coming over the top of a rocky hillside on which is seen a sign reading 'NO FUTURE' in the manner of a decayed Hollywood sign . The background Is a swirling, multicolored, hallucinogenic night sky.
A garishly colored collage of halftoned photo elements. A brightly houndstooth-ed ladies suit stands behind a podium and microphone. Where a neck might be extending from the collar is a hand with painted nails holding a yellow and red megaphone with the words 'NO FUTURE' on the side of it. A 1980s conservative ladies' hairdo hovers over the megaphone and out of the business end is an electric-looking word balloon containing only a hand with an extended middle finger. The figure has purple bat wings and there's a pink tentacle curling around the podium, on the front of which is a logo reading 'Just Say No Future' with bright red blood dripping over it from the edge of the podium. A pink-purple sky and ruined buildings are in the background.
A collage of half-toned photography re-colored in photoshop showing a street pigeon whose head has been replaced with a surveillance camera (colored pink with green polka dots) with a human eye for a lens and the words NO FUTURE violently scratched into the background
Since it's 4/20 I'm showing you some things I've made for the Canadian cannabis brand No Future
Lichtenstein’s main crime is not acknowledging the artists he was ripping off and making millions from. But his stuff is also very accessible to people who don’t know anything or care to because it is comics. But that’s not the same as saying it’s worthless.
Koons is much worse
Two screenshots from Your Friends & Neighbors. First is a frame on a wall with an image of a Jeff Koons rabbit, and second is the same frame with a Roy Lichtenstein painting in it. Narration reads, “Roy Lichtenstein is in a dead heat with Jeff Koons as the favorite for buyers who don't actually give a shit about art”
Two screenshots from Your Friends & Neighbors. First is a frame on a wall with an image of a Jeff Koons rabbit, and second is the same frame with a Roy Lichtenstein painting in it. Narration reads, “Roy Lichtenstein is in a dead heat with Jeff Koons as the favorite for buyers who don't actually give a shit about art”
Your Friends & Neighbors telling the truth
John Ennis in a Mr. Show sketch, wearing a tan suit and with improbably greased up hair with an obnoxiously 80s cliche office space backdrop. He’s saying, ‘and, I swear, if I have to go from being super rich to rich, I swear, I'll kill myself!’
John Ennis in a Mr. Show sketch, wearing a tan suit and with improbably greased up hair with an obnoxiously 80s cliche office space backdrop. He’s saying, ‘and, I swear, if I have to go from being super rich to rich, I swear, I'll kill myself!’
Your Friends & Neighbors (2025, Apple TV+)
I think I missed that one. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone else say anything about the show at all actually.
It was the same problem with s1. It is hard for me to care about the anxieties and sufferings of rich ding dongs.
I would much rather have more Jon Hamm Fletch movies than sitting here feeling extremely ambivalent about Your Friends and Neighbors
Would have preferred a tiny poodle wearing a standard cowboy hat, but it'll have to do.
A digital illustration done in simple contour lines and rough pencil coloring on neutral tinted paper background of a woman reclining on a surface in a faint. Seen from a foreshortened angle from her knees and feet. She’s laying on one hip with her torso twisting to supine. The back of one hand lays across her forehead and the other is held limply on her ribs. Her head is back and her red curls spread out on the ground around her. She’s wearing a white, voluminous and old fashioned night dress. Orange lettering in an Art Nouveau style to the right reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
32 inch iPad. On an adjustable stand like a Wacom.
Deny!
Make me CEO of Apple before it's too late
No problems foreseen
Is Jefferson Park the Staten Island of Chicago?
A lot of people liked this so I thought I’d see if anyone likes it in a monetary sense
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