It was a mistake to leave me unsupervised.

Imagine bodying an entire medium in about 30 seconds. They still got it.

repost if trans people should have dr pepper

My dad when I tell him I’m a believer

Photo of Tom Lehrer

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

dipshits in 2019: you people are NPCs, you don't even think for yourselves
dipshits in 2025: I have outsourced my thinking to Clippy

fanart of Tom from Tom and Jerry as he appears in Zoot Cat

It’s Wii Shop Wednesday somewhere

They need a Nintendo Indirect

Considering the popularity of Scarface and Fight Club, my guess is some people see the robots and AI in fiction and go "wow cool robot" and didn't see or forget the second half of the story.

And you somehow became Gen Z today, according to them.

Screenshot of Zelda sitting in a green blanket

Redraw of the screenshot where Zelda is sitting in a blanket

Zelda CD-I Screenshot Redraw #zelda #tloz #redraw

My main Youtube account is also a brand account, I know it's because I choose to be a brand account instead of using my name back when they required a Google plus account to post Youtube comments.

we need to go back to the days where fantasy anime meant girls with big pauldrons.

The one TikTok I needed to save.

Take Overwatch, please.

Perhaps others have said this before, but it strikes me that instead of Gen Y/Z complaining about their wives, that same energy is spent on complaining about video games.

I've been watching more youtube shorts recently, and I keep accidently clicking on vid's where some lady is holding back tears and it cuts to some phone rip of a youtube video showing scenes from a 90s cartoon or animated movie with the title "growing up is realizing what this scene means."

I was hoping this would just be a downloaded image, but whatever.

ever think about how funny it is that the crowd screaming about how you could now own a jpeg if you just give them money is now screaming that nobody owns jpegs and it's cool and normal to feed them into image gen algos because who owns art anyway

SCAMMER: How much money do you have in your bank account?
ME: fourteen dollars
SCAMMER: Okay, I need you to withdraw it all and put it in a shoeb—wait you said fourteen?
ME: that’s correct
SCAMMER: hold on one second [muffled noises] bro do you need help?

As someone raised in the fires of early 00s forums, seeing furry art in feeds where I least expect it is like seeing wolves thriving in Yellowstone again. A healthy furry population is the sign of effective rewilding efforts.

hey, did we ever get an update on how this turned out

Ladies: before you quit your high paying ad exec job in the city and move in with the handsome charming flannel-wearing Christmas-loving man who runs an adorable small business in your hometown, remember to ask where he was on January 6 👀

as karl marx said history repeats itself first /srs then /j

At some point, the sliding timeline of "The Simpsons" will reach what I call the "Spider Pig Index": Homer Simpson will be too young to have referenced the original song, and the joke would only make sense if he were referencing The Simpsons Movie

If I never post, can you even tell if I changed my name for the season?