WHAT DID I EVEN DO

Mr. Tenna I'm really scared

[ A weird route jingle is heard in the distance. ]

. Did you just hear that

[ ... Checking their wristwatch and squinting. ]

Close to it, it seems.

... The resemblance IS rather uncanny, isn't it? You'd almost think it's just her playing dress up ... I'm just not sure, though!

That's not Battat, I don't think ... she seems to be a completely different Pippins.

... She's really scary. I didn't think a Pippins could be scarier than Battat. 💧

[ Holding up a cross ] STAY AWAY FROM ME

Bring Battat back. This one is even scarier.

What th

A sprite of Lanino staring blankly.

I ... I don't think that's how it works.

. . . 💧

I. Don't know.

I'm sure she'd be happy to ... 💦

... You think it's awesome? 🥺

No!!! As in, LITERAL fire! Flames!!!

It wouldn't be very pleasant for you anyways ... A good percent of my body is just fire!!! 💦

[ The flames on his shoulderpads puff up like a scared kitty. ]

D-don't even THINK about it, Susie!!!

[ PATHETIC GAY YELP ]

W ... W-what's so funny -- ?!

She scares me, Susie.

She did, in fact, do this. She latched onto him like an attack dog. There were sparks everywhere. By the stars, it was horrifying.

* I BET THEY'RE WAITING FOR ME ･:*:･ﾟ☆

》》 ON THE PLAYER SELECT SCREEN ! 🎮

・゜゜・．LISTENING TO STRANGELY ♬ GROOVY ♬ MUSIC!!! ☆

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INDIE BERDLY — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🌐

⟬ #DELTARUNERP ÷ #MVRP ÷ #RPSKY ⟭

An illustration of the Green Pippins in a dimly lit room, arranging a corkboard.

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╰┈ ➤ WE ARE ✮ L I V E ✮ ♪

  WE ARE ⋆.˚✮ O N A I R 🎧✮˚.⋆

ılıılıılıılı WE ARE ıllı R E C O R D I N G ıllı

  🎤 YOU ARE BACKGROUND NOISE .ᐟ

 ˗ˏˋ NOW GET OUT ᝰ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗

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BATTAT / GREEN PIPPINS — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲

⟬ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ⟭

OH LIKE YOU LOOK ANY BETTER

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GO! AWAY!!!

YAY! YAY. 💢

I'M CALLING HR AGAIN

GET OUTTT!!! GET THE FUCK OUT